Crazy Headcanons

Castellan Fyor
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

For the Emperor!
Celestia is powerful in relation to the distance of the closest sun. Luna is powerful in relation of the distance of all stars except the nearest one.  
Luna is the more powerful sister, should she get near to a different star.
Background Pony #3CDB
Celestia is powerful in relation to the distance of the closest sun. Luna is powerful in relation of the distance of all stars except the nearest one.
Luna is the more powerful sister, should she get near to a different star.
 
…are you saying alicorns are Kryptonian horses? Because it sounds like you’re saying alicorns are Kryptonian horses.
 
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Cosmas-the-Explorer
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently uploads images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the uploader adding several to a dozen tags after originally uploading with minimum to bare tagging.

Explorer in Training
Eqg Rarity is a geek who likes to play Dungeons and Dragons, Final Fantasy, Elder Scrolls and anything with some beauty in it even Warhammer with its minatures.
 
Of course she is more attractive and organized than the stereotypical gamer. However she’s also a very pro gamer who would be hard for more casual players to hang out with. I can imagine her being a brutal dungeon master.
Background Pony #3CDB
It is widely believed that the aquatic variant of Equestrian pony:
 
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are called “sea ponies.” Actually, they are the C Ponies. They live underwater and code in C. Over the years many have volunteered to work on the Linux kernel.
Background Pony #3CDB
The story of Nightmare Moon’s revolt as shown in the series is greatly oversimplified. Somewhat over a thousand years ago, Princess Luna attempted to introduce democracy to Equestria. She ran for Prime Minister using the name Nightmare Moon. You see, she was the dark horse candidate.
Background Pony #8DEF
The ponies’ knowledge of chemistry is roughly equivalent to our world’s was, about a hundred years ago–this in keeping with the trappings of steam locomotives and hydroelectric dams we see in the show.
 
They are aware of old style saltpeter-charcoal-sulfur gunpowder, and have been for centuries, but use it only for fireworks. Chemists there know about much more energetic substances but they are a curiosity and not even much experimented with.
 
It is because of old unicornish cultural attitudes toward such things. You can’t have effective long-range weaponry getting into the hooves of the rabble. One reason that unicorn warlords held as much power as long as they did was because magic gave them a monopoly on effective long-range attacks, and even now the Canterlot elite, almost all unicorns from the old aristocratic families, firmly believe that there are some fields of science and engineering best left unexplored. Anyone publishing research on, or trying to request the Equestrian military in, engineering applications for things like guncotton and TNT is going to be strongly discouraged, and might even disappear mysteriously some rainy night, all of his notes spontaneously combusting, doubtless from those dangerous chemicals he experimented with so irresponsibly.
 
The Griffins are equally conservative for the opposite reason. As obligate carnivores they are very proud of their physical abilities and are militarily wedded to an archaic “cold steel” mentality. These are cultural proclivities Celestia has spent centuries tacitly encouraging through means both overt and covert, because it makes them not even remotely a threat, nor even a speed bump, should it come to that (and every few centuries it does) to a Royal Guard that has alicorns to back it up.
Cosmas-the-Explorer
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently uploads images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the uploader adding several to a dozen tags after originally uploading with minimum to bare tagging.

Explorer in Training
@Background Pony #3CDB  
She surely would. She would probably make some costumes to really make it in character. Maybe a little too much. Do not put a knife near her while she’s roleplaying.
 
That being said, she would come up with some amazing epic stories. So she would be fun to play with but maybe a little intense.
 
Also her DnD (OnO in this case) campaigns would be more on the serious, melodramatic side.
Background Pony #8DEF
Creatures the show artists draw with complex eyes, in which they took the trouble to depict sclera, pupil, and iris, are all actually intelligent and capable of speech. If they haven’t spoken onscreen it’s because they haven’t chosen to.
 
Clementine the giraffe is quite capable of speech but lives in Fluttershy’s animal sanctuary because she doesn’t have to pay rent. Harry the Bear is a borderline case.
 
And then there’s
 
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She doesn’t seem to have much to say. This might be just as well.
Brass Beau

Howdy from Shimmer Pope
Marble and Pinkie being twins is well known. But Pinkie got all the recessive genes and Marble got all of the dominant genes.
DoctorWTF
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Tempest keeps her flank covered because she has a magic-related cutie mark - having other ponies see that plus her busted horn would cause her to be perceived as an object of pity.
 
Trixie originally got into stage magic because she wanted to be seen as great and powerful, but was too lazy to train her unicorn magic. Notice that Ponyville, where we see her performing, had no real magic experts besides Twilight at the time.
Background Pony #8DEF
Once the interuniversal portals were set up and interdimensional travel between Earth and Equestria became somewhat common, lonely nerdy ponies, mainly unicorns, began setting traps for equally nerdy human males. This usually involved setting out a trail of PC components, polyhedral dice, or warm Hot Pockets leading to the ponies’ lair. Human males who followed the trail and were lured in were held captive and forced to play Ogres & Oubliettes with them all night long.
Dustcan
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation

Dogs
Unicorns are only interested in dating virgins. This is why the other races pushed hard for a “save it for marriage” abstinence culture upon Equestria’s founding. It meant their unicorns beaus were stuck with them even after they lost interest.
Sadrai

Snips dad is a barber you can tell in the episode “cart before the pony” his cart was a barber poll. Plus Snips said in a comic once his cutie mark meant he was good at cutting stuff.
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