Random RP, please keep it SFW.

@FalcoDash107  
Wait, I thought we were in Equestria? Oh well, it’s a random RP, so it doesn’t matter, does it?
 
Cashier : “What is the squirrel talking about?”

Falco: Squirrel? Whaddya mean squirrel? THe only other person with me is a SKUNK.

(we are in equestria, that’s just how his store works)

Cashier : “SKUNK? Ahhhh!!!”
 
What’s his problem?

Falco: People don’t like skunks cause they usually stink people up.  
Me to cashier: Don’t worry, she won’t make the room smell like sulfur.

@FalcoDash107  
(Sniffs armpit.) I’m not stanky. (Shrugs.)
 
(Cashier rings up groceries.)
 
(Also, I’m male, lol.)

Falco: Well that was odd! At least we can get back on the road now.

@FalcoDash107  
Okies! (Stumbles around with the bags of items, and tosses then in the RV.)
 
Roadtrip! Yayz!

Umm, do we really need THAT much? According to my phone this is…  
A TWO-DAY DRIVE?!  
Yes, yes we do need that much.

@FalcoDash107  
Yeah, (munchies) these should be enough snacks for a few hours, at least.
 
Oh, and I found this music CD, let’s listen to it! (Hands it to Falco.)

There’s no label on the disc. Only one way to know.  
(inserts cd)  
(starts playing)  
Lady on CD: This is a Dreamcast disc. If you continue playing, you may damage your speakers.  
Falco: Well, I didn’t know I had THAT. Let’s see if we can find an actual CD with music on it.

@FalcoDash107  
Huh, really? I guess I should’ve known that “Crazy Taxi” wasn’t a band…
 
(Digs through bags.) Oh, I found one! It’s by some band called, “Metal Gear Solid.” Must be a metal band?  
(Falco facepalms.) …What’s wrong?
 
(I must add, I love the Sega Dreamcast IRL. Hehe nice reference.)

Falco: That’s a game disc too.  
Let’s see here, game disc, game disc, game disc…  
Why do I have so many game discs?  
realizes there are consoles in the bedroom  
Hmm, maybe these aren’t useless after all.

@FalcoDash107  
Video game party!

Falco: You do realize we are driving? Ehh, I can’t resist.  
pulls over  
Okay, which game do you wanna play? We’ve got a Wii, a Gamecube, and a dreamcast.

(and a insane amount of games!)

@FalcoDash107  
Hmmm… We could play some Power Stone, Sonic Adventure 2, Smash Brothers, and a bit of Wii Sports bowling to start.

Epic!  
Now, which controller do you want? This one… (points to a silver controller) or this one… (points to a controller that has Cheeto stains all over it)

@FalcoDash107  
Ewww… I’ll take the clean one… You really need to take better care of your stuff, and not be such a filthy slob.
 
(Sits down.) Huh? Oh! Candy! (Eats a half smashed M&M off the floor, wipes off his double-chin, and belches.)

It’s okay. I’ll clean the cheeto stains one.  
All I need is a damp towel with cold water.  
Brain: (((Are you stupid, Falco?! Water+electricity=SHOCK!)))

(Wipes it off with his tail.) There we go! …And don’t worry I showered.

Great! Let’s start with Wii Sports!  
How about tennis?

Or bowling.

@FalcoDash107  
Hmmm, bowling first then Tennis.

Sounds great! Okay, let’s pick our miis.  
(realizes I don’t have one)  
Uhh.. I haven’t made one. Perhaps we could just use the guest miis?