Random RP, please keep it SFW.

@FalcoDash107  
That’s fine. Don’t forget to use the wrist strap, just like the warning says.

Yeah… ofc I’d do that!  
Wait a sec.. do these straps come in skunky size?

@FalcoDash107  
You can adjust them, I believe. Plus, I’m rather chubby, so my arms/forelegs should be thick enough. If not, I’ll just snack more. (Giggles.)

Falco:Okay. I go first, then you.  
When I throw the “ball”, (aka Wiimote), I don’t realize our bedroom is tiny and hit it on a vase.  
Falco: Whoopsies…  
Announcer: Strike!

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(Vase falls onto Skunky’s head. Skunky’s eyes begin to spin.)  
Gee, look at the pretty stars! ♪Twinkle! Twinkle!♪  
…(Faints.)

Falco: Oh my god!

Mmmph… Huh… whuh? Falco? Since when did you become triplets? No, I’m five… er, I mean, file… FINE!  
(Falls down again.) Beep! Beep! I’m a sheep! Weee…

Falco: Wake up skunky! It’s your turn!

(Maxie walks into the room and starts barking at her)

(Still dazed, and confused.) No, Mommy. I don’t wanna move to Jupiter… Winter wrap up! Winter wrap up!

Falco: Are you okay? Lay down, I’ll give you some ice.

@FalcoDash107  
I’m a beautiful bumble beeeee!

You’re really shaken up. Come on, have some cheetos.

(Suddenly snaps out of it.) CHEETOES? (Grabs bag, and scarfs like agreedy pig.) OMNOMNOMNOM!

You snapped out of it? Good. It’s your turn. Try not to be so clumsy, like I was.

@FalcoDash107  
Okies.
 
(Plays Wii Sports bowling.)

Just throw the ball. (make sure u don’t knock anything)

@FalcoDash107  
I’ll be careful, (Rolls ball, gets all, but one pin.) Not bad for a Skunky.
 
Hey, got any Virtual Console games on this Wii?

I’ve got plenty, I used a hack to give me INFINITE WII POINTS!

(true story i actually did once)

@FalcoDash107  
@FalcoDash107  
(Don’t they ban you for that, or something?)
 
Let’s play Wii Sports Tennis. I’m the world champ, bet’cha can’t beat me! (Cutesy grin.)
 
Woops! (Misses ball first time.) I meant to do that.

Falco: Don’t worry it’s okay.

Maybe it needs new batteries? (Nervous laugh.)
 
So what game next?

How about Mario 64?

@FalcoDash107  
That’s fine, haven’t played that one in years.