You know what, I want to start my own new religion.
WHO’S UP FOR JOINING THE CHURCH OF LUNA-PRIMUS-TRI?
We worship the three robotic Lunas of science, magic, anf friendship.
The higher members of the order get henshin devices.
You do know the Holy Grail thing is just some bullshit they made up during the Crusades, I even heard that the “real” Holy Grail was his bastard of a child that he had with a whore… so personally I believe Jesus was real but he was as human as the rest of us meaning he did die and people just wrote it in the bible like he was some demi-god.. .oh I’m sorry not people didn’t wrote the bible… IT WAS GOD!… sorry dood I use to be very reiglious but after doing my own research into halloween and finding out it isn’t satanic like my church said it was i dug deeper and deeper and found out that it’s all bullshit and I should know, I use to work on a farm.
@Yurp
That’s why you have to put a stake into his heart… or cut off the head… or use silver bullets. I have yet to see an immortal NOT die at my hands. I mean look at the Greek Gods! :p
Jesus wasn’t a zombie. He was sentient undead. He also wasn’t a vampire because in the catholic tradition people drink his blood in the form of sacramental wine, not the other way around. He has a corporeal form so therefore he isn’t a ghast, wraith, or a ghost. His body, while maintaining wounds, wasn’t rotting meaning he also wasn’t a wright or a ghoul.
Jesus was a Lich.
This is why the Holy Grail is important. The Templar Knights were his Lazarus, who took to protecting the Holy Grail so Jesus could never be defeated.
