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Background Pony #6181
In a cave, where a flash of light occurred a minute ago, a draconeqqus now prowled. Q sighed as he lay down in the cave and thought about what he had done. Fifteen thousand long years await him until his punishment has been lifted. The humans he had met were even more forgiving than his fellow Q were.
 
“Fusing several sentient beings was a bad idea. The Continuum wowed me with the irony one me.” Q said, looking at his mismatched parts. At least they were kind enough to let him keep his good looks. His power still lingers, he is still a god, but he was not part of the Continuum, and will return in 10,000 years. He sighed and lay down on his side while thinking about what he has done when he felt something walk on him.
 
He looked to his side to see a beautiful horse creature on him. It was a white-coated female specimen with a multicolored mane. By the shape of the eyes and length of the limbs, she was but a foal. She walked up to him with curiosity, and then spoke.
 
“Excwuse me mistu. I wost.” the filly said. Q had to admit she was cute.
 
“So, what happened.” Q said.
 
“Muh famileh, muh famileh got forever sleepy except fow my sistuh.” the filly said. Q looked at her hooves to see golden shoe-like attire on them, almost like regalia. Q wondered if she was a royal.
 
“It is called death, young one. My closest friends died long ago. Oh, if only the Enterprise crew can see you, Deena would love to pet you. DATA would probably study you. Heck, even Jean-Luc and Worf as hotheaded as they are, even they would not resist petting you even once. They were practically family to me. Too bad they are all dead. To answer, I do know the feeling, little one.” Q said.
 
“Who are dey?” the filly said, making Q flash back to the memories he had at the Enterprise D.
 
“They were like brothers and sisters to me. The crew of the Enterprise and their actions have changed not just my perspective, but the Continuum’s perspective of humanity as well.” Q said with a chuckle and a sigh, smiling at the memories he had with the crew. Q toyed with them and studied them, even making friends with the humans.
 
“Wat’s a hoomin? I dun know of aneeh contiwum.” the filly said.
 
“You are full of so many questions, aren’t you?” Q said before hearing a cry come from under near his horns, and saw a light blue foal with a mane that is a lighter shade of blue than her coat.
 
“Oh goody. You have a playmate.” Q said.
 
“Dat’s ma sistuh.” the filly said, pointing a hoof to the foal.
 
Q looked at the light blue filly, so young, so full of life and said “‘Tis a shame to see someone so young lose their family.” He then smiled. Maybe he will not be alone.
 
“What are your names, little one?” Q asked.
 
“Muh name’s Cewestia, and dat is muh widdle sitah Woona.” the filly named Celestia said. Q saw Luna snuggle into his lion arm and smiled. Maybe he would not be alone after all. Q hoped they were immortal like him, or at least had a lifespan that exceeded 10,000 years. Then, as Luna crawled up to his back for a better spot, Celestia asked him another question. “Mistuh, when I’m uh pwincess, wat would dat make you?”
 
“A monkey’s uncle.” Q said.
 
“Hahaha, you are so weird.” Celestia said.
 
“You have no idea how many lives I’ve lived.” Q said with a scowl. “I’ve lived hundreds of lives little one, as of today, I am millions of years old.” Q scrunched his eyebrows and groaned. This is gonna be a long trip if they didn’t grow up soon. “Nothing lasts forever. Hopefully, you will grow up. I don’t want to change royal diapers 10,000 years straight.” Q mumbled, electing a giggle from Celestia.
 
“You’re funny, mistuh. Bah da way, what’s you name?” the filly asked.
 
Q thought long and hard. They did not have the need for names back in the Continuum, so he thought about his mismatched parts, and then thought about what his name should be, and then, it struck him.
 
“My name is Discord, little one. My name is Discord.” Q said.
 
“Okay then Uncy Discowd, you are so funny…” Celestia said.
 
“Haha, laugh it out. I better give you to someone who knows how to take care of children.” Q said. If they stayed with him, it would be a long day. He resumed thinking about the memories he had, leaving the two fillies to cuddle with him.
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Suddenly, the background pony commenting this suffered a fatal heart attack. “hhhnnnggggg!”
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Celestia: “Discord, when I’m princess…what’ll that make you?”  
Discord: “A griffons uncle.”  
Celestia: “Haha. ^ w ^ You’re so weird.”  
Discord: “You have no idea.”