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Two hippogriffs was at the crowded festival of friendship in Canterlot. Two hippogriffs was at the crowded festival of friendship in Canterlot as Pinkie Pie made balloon animals in many shapes, sizes and colors, and the two hippogriffs was at the crowded festival of friendship in Canterlot and Pinkie Pie made two balloon animals in many shapes, sizes and colors that the two birds got.

The Mane six visited the slug troll swamp under a Birthday party for a slug as Pinkie Pie made balloon animals in many shapes, sizes and colors and Pinkie Pie made many balloon animals in many shapes, sizes and colors that the many worms got.

Trigger warning: Adult Themes, strong humor, and ded memes; Not for the faint of heart.

(Note: I write my stories cause it’s more comfortable and easier to know who’s talking.. Got a problem with that? Call the mods or 911.)

Hitch and the Purple Dragon team watch Elijah’s fight with EDP landing multiple critical hits.

EDP uses Football Fisting, the crowd roars

Toastyyyyyyy~

Elijah uses Axel F and lands a critical on the 5th hit

HEE HEE

Hitch: You have to admire the work that went into EDP Kolosseum.

Pipp: Especially the different critical hit things on screen. :3

Elijah uses Unseen and turns invisible, blending with the background

EDP uses Finger Beam Barrage and misses

Elijah uses Dino Tail then uses Draccelerate

EDP kounters with Football Fisting sending Elijah flying back and losing his invisibility making the crowd roar louder then uses Guardian Eye Beam making Elijah too scared to move

Hitch: That’s the first time in my whole time knowing the little guy that I’ve seen him too scared to do anything.

Pipp: growling at Chandler across from her a long distance in the audience

Chandler winks at her and Zipp

Zipp: Pipp, don’t.. It’s what he wants.

Pipp: I won’t let us be humiliated in front of my babies. Snarls

Elijah lowers his mask as he shifts his head into his dinosaur head and uses Gag Reflex dissolving EDP’s clothes making Rarity, Sunny, Izzy, Zipp and everyone cover their eyes in disgust and fright

EDP staggers with his arms and legs partially showing bones

Chad Me: slowly stands up R. KELLY HIM!

Shang Tsung is laughing his a__ off

Shao Kahn: looks at evil me WHAT THE- REALLY!? How can you say that with the coldest expression?

Chad Me: Did you really take over this realm and not question how it works? Just came out of one of Volo’s portals and decided, “This realm is mine!”.

Music: MK2 Friendship theme

Me: ☝️ Actually, EDP.. pulls out cupcakes as everyone uncovers their eyes for more cringe Here are some cupcakes I personally decorated just for you. ^^ (Just turn yourself in already)

Hitch: facepalms Oh Elijah.. shakes his head

Izzy: pets his shoulder You’re not the only one that doesn’t approve of that outcome.

Sunny: watches intently He might be onto something..

Hitch: Hopefully not crack.

Chad Me: Elijah wins.. Friendship?

Shang Tsung: Sounded a little unsure there.

Me: places them in front of EDP Enjoy them, big guy; These may be your last decent treat for some time. EDP falls back Oh, dead already? I guess no cupcakes for you this time.. Diabetus.

Chad Me: points at Hitch Trailblazer You… Will be next..

Shao Kahn: BUCK THIS, I’M OUT! Your cringe has assaulted my eyes and ears for the last time. Walks away

Chad Me: C’mon Leroy Jenkins- I mean Shao Kahn, the real fun has only begun..

Shang Tsung: Fight your battle, I’ve trained you well. Shao Kahn is cranky today. ^^

Zipp: Hitch, be careful. Cuddles him Plz.

Sunny: The good one has used Jutsus, this one gives me a bad feeling. Zipp told me he has Telekinesis, whatever combo he’s planning is a fatal one.

Izzy: Where’s Pipp?

Zipp: Don’t tell me she went after him..

Alphabittle: Haven is missing too! I saw them go after Chandler. I couldn’t keep up..

Me: Old man and still a simp. X3

Alphabittle: At least I actually have a gf, the only girls you ever had in your life are your waifu plushies and your right hand. You call me a simp trying to impress Mistress Haven and your collecting garters and panties for someone you never had a chance with; Give me a break. You’re projecting, you and Shang Tsung would be great friends; You’re only strong in your head, but in reality; You’re weak, you’re fragile. My daughter is… Infistable.

Zipp and Sunny: ALPHABITTLE!

Misty: Father… Looks shocked he would say that

Me: Well played. Goes to the bench

Hitch: Wow..

Sunny: Little guy, wait! Follows me

Cyrax: That was a verbal fatality.

Alphabittle: Wait for him to do a real one. ^^”

Misty: Father, blushing that was uncalled for. I’m not immune to being fisted. You both need to apologize to each other.

Alphabittle: He’ll get over it.. He took that eerily well. I wonder what goes through his head when writing this cringy a-

Shao Kahn: socks Alphabittle across the face That felt good letting out that anger.

Misty: PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, SMALL PENIS KAHN!

Shao Kahn: Big talk for a little pony. Where’s Opaline, your mistress?

Misty: After Sunny smacked her down and pinned her to the wall with Wall Crash, she finished her with Magnitude 10 making the castle crumble on top of her.

Shao Kahn: Hmhm, Sunny Starscout’s first fatality. Tell me more about this “supposed death”.

Misty: She never responded when I called and looked for her, so I thought she was dead.

???: So that gives you the Ok to forget the one who found you when you were lost, saved you from the director, camera crew and the defenders of Cuties to follow the earth pony? If you’re going to double-cross me Misty, at least keep it interesting for me. Her eyes are glowing red as she licks her fangs then spreads her Golbat wings

Misty: MOTHER, YOU’RE ALIVE! :D

Opaline: Too bad points at Misty YOU…. will die.

Misty: Mother, what big teeth and claws you have!

Opaline: Don’t like my new look? Onaga isn’t really what Shao Kahn and Reikou were so afraid of, I have harnessed his powers.

Misty: What about your Golbat wings?

Shang Tsung: The castle did crumble on top of her, but she was fatally injured. I teleported her to my lab and injected Veternian serum in her wounds.

Opaline: I am now part Tarkatan, Dragon and Veternian! Cackles

Sunny: Little guy? Pets me Plz don’t turn invisible, I want to talk to you. Snuggles

Elijah purrs and licks her

Sunny: Hehehe, cute little licker~ You did great in your fight with EDP. Alphabittle didn’t mean to,-

Me: He’s right, you know; Just busting his balls.

Sunny: Your ability to control bones has gotten more predators off the street than they can spawn. It would be ashamed if we lost you. Hugs me and cuddles

Me: blushing What is the meaning of this?

Sunny: You just want to be held, don’t you?

Me: purrs as tears start falling

Sunny: Awwwwwww, you took down one of our most wanted targets, good boy. kisses my cheek

Elijah’s tears evaporate as he looks at Opaline approaching her and starts growling

Sunny: Huh? Looks behind her

Opaline: Hello again, Earth pony; Your supposed Fatality was a Heroic Brutality. Next time you attempt a Fatality, make sure your opponent’s actually dead.

Sunny: You should’ve taken that as a chance to change. I won’t kill you, Opaline. You need to turn around-

Me: I will, vampire.

Opaline: Were you not just crying in her arms, dinosaur?

Me: Caught me slippin’; Don’t think that means I’ve gone soft.

Sunny: Elijah, plz.. You have better morals than that.

Me: You don’t know me that well, Sunny Starscout.

Opaline: Remember when you threatened Opaline Arcana that you were going to tie her to the radiator and my reply was, “A colorful threat you’ll never live to fulfill.”?

Zipp: I’m not the only one he told that to.

Me: We can go right now, give you something to moan and groan about.

Had to split into 2 parts cause word limits, yayyy!

Chip, Dale, Zipper, Gadget Hackwrench and Monty they sat together in the Ranger Plane one evening. Soft hisses and creaks came from a pink, clear, shiny, little bubblegum that Chip gave air as Chip held the growing bubble that got very thick. The two chipmunks and the two mice felt how the large, squeaking, soft, clear, shiny, very thick balloon like body brushed against their fur. The vermins was grabbing the large creaking bubble for over two hours. As Gadget Hackwrench rubbed herself under her legs, was Chip brushing the creaking static bubble against the hair on the mouse for over three hours.

I looked at your redesign of the ponydrones and I love it, LilacNightmare!

Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Snails, and Fluttershy was together with a crowd of dressed up buckball fan ponies in the cinema under the opening an annual one week film festival in the Crystal Empire. The crowd of ponies they all sat and held a white, creaking, shiny, round, Snails printed balloon under their hooves as the ponies watched Snail’s one hour long movie Ponyville Team that was in competiton with other movies from all over Equestria. As Snails held a white, creaking, shiny, round, Snails printed balloon under a hoof under the movie was Pinkie Pie sucking Snails’s hot hard horn for the 10 minutes under the trailers and commercials before the movie. The opening of the documentary was with Wind Sprint and Snips they was both together in an olympic stadion after Wind Sprint had her very first Buckball game against Ponyville. 5 years had gone since Applejack had invented the young Buckball phenomenon in her orchards, as Snails had sat posters up around Equestria that summer to promote the sequel to his Buckball Blockbuster movie that would be out the coming Hearths’ Warming. The two ponies they grabbed a white, creaking, shiny, round, Snails printed balloon they played Buckball in the the stadion foe 1 hour including a break.


Rainbow Dash was together with a crowd of ponies in Twilights treehouse under the opening of an annual one day film festival with Spike as film operator, and the biggest Blockbusters from each city and country last year. The crowd of ponies they all sat and held a pink, creaking, shiny, round, printed festival balloon under their hooves as the ponies watched Rainbow Dash´s two hour long black and white indie silent movie Clousdale Weather Team from Fillydelphia and Cloudsdale that was in competiton with other movies from all over Equestria. The opening movie was about the CMC day camp advertising in Ponyville the first Weekend in september as Applejack was in Bic Mac’s
room that very early morning the day after the sleepy drunk horse got a flu for a week and now was better. As Applejack brushed a creaking a golden, creaking, large, round, shiny, clear, creaking, printed CMC balloon she got earlier at the CMC day camp advertising against relaxed Big Mac’s static and messy hair and cheeks for an hour was the relaxed horse that laid in his bed with tired eyes rubbing himself under the legs for man hour by feeling the static balloon rub against his hair and cheeks. Applejack and the horse that laid in bed was with their hooves then grabbing the large, round, golden, very shiny, very clear printed balloon for an hour.

@Ereiam
yes I did decide to redo it but to respect the client and myself I will just do my own version in a way I enjoy its written I’m just waiting for my Patreon beta readers to see if it needs fixing

@lilac_nightmare
I know, that wasn’t directed against you (just like, for all that I wished to see this comic continue, I respect your decision not to, and I’m sorry you had idiots giving you grief over it).
BTW that drone redesign you just posted on your DA gallery looks pretty neat. Looking forward to see what you make of it.

@Ereiam
I agree but I also didn’t write at all it was the client I was just paid to draw it…

Spike was at the everyones a princess party parade in Ponyville with a crowd of ponies in fine dresses and the Breezies. The reptile and the ponies at the everyones a princess party in Ponyville was grabbning a creaking, pink, round, large, shiny balloon for an hour as many got a pink balloon under the party. Then was three Breezies that evening rubbing their antennas against the creaking, pink, round, large, shiny balloon that Spike held for three hours non stop.

@lilac_nightmare
I did read it and I understand it.

@JBrony
im sorry for swearing just read my journal please on the matter

I’m very sorry.

@JBrony
if you respect me enough you wouldn’t be calling me by that username its lilacnightmare not fallen i haven’t gone by that name for years please stop it its really fucking annoying

@Ereiam
hi im the artist who drew it please read my journal on the matter

Sparky was together with the cake dragon under his Birthday in Maretime Bay. Sparky was together with the cake dragon under his Birthday in Maretime Bay and the reptile got some orange, shiny and big dragon balloons. The cake dragon was scared of balloons and was nervous as Sparky gave it a 1 hour balloon scale massage with an orange, shiny and big dragon balloon. The cake dragon was scared of balloons and was nervous as Sparky then for 1 hour was grabbing the orange, shiny and big dragon balloon.

Big Mac with tired eyes and messy hair laid in his bed in Sweet Apple Acres as the CMC and Applejack was there. Then was the sick and half asleep pony with messy hair and tired eye feeling a soft, creaking, shiny, yellow, very large, round balloon that the CMC got at the Appelosa fair rub against his static messy hair and cheeks while the sleepy pony rubbed himself under the legs for six hours non stop under his balloon massage as Sweetie Belle held the balloon with her hooves. Then was Applejack, the CMC and the sick and half asleep pony grabbing the creaking, shiny, yellow, very large, round balloon with their hooves for six hours.

There was a Hearth Warming Eve play followed by a Hearth´s Warming July party in the balloon and banner decorated Canterlot theater. Spike, the Mane Six, a crowd of ponies from all over Equestria was there. Spike, the Mane Six in tradtional Winter clothes was grabbing a creaking, very large, very shiny, pink round balloon for 30 minutes under the play. After that was the crowd of ponies rubbing themselves under their legs for an hour non stop by seeing the reptile rub the creaking, static, very large, very shiny, pink balloon against Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie´s hair and Raritys horn on shift for 10 minutes that was the last part of the Hearths Warming Eve play as Rarity then rubbed the creaking, static, very large, very shiny, pink balloon against Spike´s spike on his forehead non stop for 10 minutes.

@BigBuggyBastage

Medi, silently fuming during the report… “I do NOT have RABIEEEEEEES!!!”

Seems Medi’s southern relatives were in the news recently:

Family driven out of Georgia home by colony of bats. The embedded video has more details than the linked UPI page. Apparently the bats were humanely relocated, and the family all got rabies shots. Win-win…?

Oh, and the bats were given a clean bill of health.

It was in a crowded Applelooa stadium as a crowd of ponies came by to see Snips, Snails, Rainbow Dash, Wind Sprint, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Quibble Pants in an Buckball qualification round for the Crystal Empire. The ponies got a big of bunch very large, round, very shiny, very clear, white printed Snails balloon. The ponies they all catched, kicked and pushed to a very large, round, very shiny, very clear, white printed Snails balloon in two 30 minutes round with a break. After the game where Ponyville went to the Crystal Empire World Cup was Snails brushing the creaking, very large, round, very shiny, very clear, white printed Snails balloon against relaxed Snips’s flank, butt, hot hard horn and static hair for an hour was relaxed Snips masturbating for an hour.

Meanwhile, when Lyra looks closely at Pinkie Pie, Pinkie suddenly touches her hoof against Lyra’s face. When Derpy touches the yellow on Lyra, it’s spreading to her. Lyra then spreads her curse on Bon Bon by having her rub Lyra’s bulge. Vinyl Scratch was getting dizzy from her TF and Derpy is laying on the ground rubbing both hooves on her private area. That makes about 6 ponydrones in Equestria!

Chapter 2: Pinkie Pie: Drone #2

Once Twilight’s now in her new ponydrone form, she’s now adjusted to her new species and forgot she was even a regular pony. Her horn then grew back as she moaned in pleasure and surprise. Of course, her horn is now yellow latex.

She then sees the book that caused her transformation. She then magically opens it back open and absorbs every single detail written on it.

She was on her way out of her castle when suddenly, she heard a whistling noise. Twilight then checks out where that whistling is coming from. It’s Pinkie Pie, just bouncing about.

In response, she uses her horn to generate a piece of yellow gumball and hovers it over to the pink pony with her black aura, huffing and moaning along the way.

Pinkie then notices the gumball and she then becomes intrigued. “Oooh, free gum!” She said, chewing it and when she blows a bubble out of it, there’s going to be another pony who will become a horny drone!

The yellow gum popped all over Pinkie’s face, causing her face to turn rubber. “What-mmmppphhh!” Pinkie said in shock, cut off by a muffled moan. “No, my head… can’t hold on…”, she said as she clutched her head, starting to feel quite dizzy as the changes worked their way into her mind. Her body starts to develop a tingle with the rubber on her face starting to spread all over her body. “What’s happening? Feels kinda funky…” It was then her mane and tail started turning into black rubber and Pinkie gave in to her new purpose. “M… Must…Dronify…Ponies,” she said, her voice turning slow.

Her eyes begin to gloss over with a blue glow as her eyes become empty camera image sensors. Her mouth starts to get sealed away with mask valves popping out on her cheeks, huffing jets of air.

The rubber ran the way down to her crotch where a thick bulge hung, pulsing and throbbing with need. It was then that she realized just how horny it was.

Her bulge was begging to be rubbed! The pony that was once Pinkie Pie couldn’t resist but to reach down with its thick-soled boots and rub itself eagerly. The pure pleasure that rushed to her brain was overwhelming! It seemed so good, so right – this was what ponydrones are supposed to do!

While she was rubbing away, she noticed Twilight Sparkle hiding in a bush behind her. “So horny…Dronify…Wait, Twilight is that yoummmmph… Drone#0002 mmmmmmm…”

She is now a horny drone, just like Twilight Sparkle!

Of course, Twilight was there rubbing her own bulge, huffing and when Pinkie Pie sees her, Twilight touches her hoof against Pinkie’s bulge, both of them moaning.

Their orgy had Pinkie rubbing her muzzle against Twilight’s bulge while Twilight was standing bipedal, the duo smashing their bulges together while Twilight punches her hoof against them, Twilight and Pinkie Pie getting themselves in 69 position (Pinkie Pie rubbing her muzzle against Twilight’s bulge and Twilight prodding her hoof against Pinkie’s bulge), moaning and huffing air the whole time.

Twilight Sparkle finally leaves to go to her next target (as she gets up, Pinkie Pie was still rubbing Twilight’s bulge). Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl Scratch and Derpy show up and wonder what they were seeing.

Twilight finds Sweet Apple Acres and she knows who to dronify next.

Agnes porcupine and the three Norm of the North lemmings was all at the Crystalling for Flurry Heart in the Crystal Empire they had been invited to by their friend Princess Luna. Agnes porcupine and the three Norm of the North lemmings and Princess Luna was at the Crystalling for Flurry Heart in the Crystal Empire and Luna and the four rodents all got a shiny, very thick, clear and yellow balloon on a string at the Crystalling as the three rodents that was nervous of their balloons as the horse had a stash of balloons from the party. One of the rodents gave the horse a balloon horn massage for an hour with his shiny, very thick, clear and yellow balloon on a string he was nervous of.

@Ereiam
Especially that bulge that grew from her private area!

@JBrony
I wasn’t mad, just overwhelmed by the line of questioning (sorry about that too, I’m pretty terrible at giving constructive feedback; to answer your question though, I guess I liked that page because it’s the one where Twilight gets completely overtaken by the rubber and it had a pretty detailed description to go with it — no particular preference for any part of it).

All the student 6 got a big, round, shiny, orange balloon under the annual Nightmare Night in the old decorated sisters castle. That old abandoned castle was decorated all over with orange balloons, pumpkins and more. The cow, the two birds, the pony, the reptile and the insect they all was grabbing a creaking big, round, shiny, orange balloon in the old sisters castle from the evening until midnight. After that was the dragon petting the balloon scared bug on her horn with the creaking big, round, shiny, orange Nightmare Night balloon with a twisted face printed on non stop until morning as the four other horny creatures watched the dragon give the insect with a balloon phobia the horn massage with the balloon as they brushed a creaking big, round, shiny, orange Nightmare Night balloon with a twisted face printed on under their legs in the long abandoned half dark castle non stop until the morning.