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@someguy111  

 
D’aww it’s so cute!  

I hate interviews where the interviewer is clearly biased and keeps interrupting while the interviewee is trying to answer a question.

@someguy111
 
id rather die in the hands of big wild animals, fair and square.
 
australians everything got cheat codes on and you cant touch them.

@twistedmetalero  
The Amazon is also home to the Goliath Bird-Eating Spider the heaviest and arguably largest spider on Earth with it’s leg span around a foot, or about the size of a dinner plate.

“You’re saying we aren’t? You wanna start something mate? I’ll go cronulla on ya”
 
cracked articles about australians are the best.

@someguy111  
I’ve been to Afghanistan and Iraq. All three of those diseases were a problem we had to be aware of.
 
Fun fact: Malaria pills will give you weird fucking dreams the first few weeks you take them, and you’ve got to continue taking them for a couple months after you get out of a country where you needed them, at least if I remember correctly.

Also not-so-fun fact: the Poison Arrow frog of South America is the most poisonous animal on Earth. It’s poison is so deadly that just touching it with the tip of your finger can be fatal. In fact just the residue from the frog can kill you meaning that if the frog was sitting on a rock and you stepped on the rock barefoot or picked it up with your bare hands, just the trace amount of poison the frog left behind could kill you in less than a minute.

my arachnophobia will fucking kill me if i lived there.
 
those spiders are larger than my head, i have troubles killing cockroaches, imagine killing one of those, theyare like fucking tanks of wildlife, black reinforced, aggresive and dangerous.

@uc9  
Actually, it’s not the things you can see that are the most dangerous. Australia does not have Malaria, Leishmaniasis, or Typanosomiasis.

@uc9  
Piranhas are what I’m worried about.

My favorite weather is severe overcast.  
@someguy111  

 
Oh god; the amazon has fish that if you pee in the river they’ll. . . you can probably guess.

@uc9  
Please Arizona gets like that easily. They cook eggs on the sidewalk. And it could reach up to 120 degrees.

@gasmaskangel
 
@AaronMk  
You guys think Australia is bad? Try sub-Saharan Africa or the Amazon.

@someguy111  
I guess i’m the opposite. I don’t mind cold at all, but anything above 25°C is sheer torture.
 
Unless it’s a sauna, of course. Then anything below 90°C won’t cut it.

@igotnopicks  

 
Texas is a 105 and stays at a 105 for months without cooling during night. The place I was living at was so dry the lake almost dried up.

@someguy111  
So do I. I really hate cold weather. That’s why I look forward to the Summer. My Dad and mom hate it. But I love it.

@gasmaskangel
 
Never put your clothes outside and keep your hazard suit and steel plate armor in a air-tight cabinet also.

@uc9  
Actually it’s not as dry.
 
90 degree weather is not really hot(Arizona gets to 100 and it keeps getting harsh) But overall Texas is fricken Humid(it’s not dry if it feels like a sweatbag machine)

@igotnopicks  
I thrive in hot weather, heat warnings to me are like a blizzard warning for a skier. In the summer, I like to just sit in my car after it been sitting out in the sun for a few hours, it’s like a sauna with wheels. Good thing it’s done offgassing any glues and chemicals.

@twistedmetalero  
Do not touch anything natural, not even kittens. Its all poisonous.

@igotnopicks  
Texas is a dry heat as well.
 
The one thing I hate is actually a sunny summerday. Nothing is worse in my opinion than a cloudless summer day.  
@twistedmetalero  
Watch out for dropbears or your face is going to get mauled and turned to paste.

im thinking of going to australia, any tips to not die?

@uc9  
Try Arizona. It’s a dry heat.

@uc9  
I don’t mind hight heat at all, I wear long pants when it’s over 100 degrees.

@someguy111  
You’ve obviously have never been to texas.