The Sports Thread

Until next season

So now we have to choose between the new Patriots or the team with 5 SB wins.

@LordDusk2014
The Kneecap biter ends his season with the guttisiest calls of all time. Going for it on 4th down.

Brock Purdy is the writer of the script. And when he take over a game it’s usually through his arm but now he has 48 rushing yards.

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Well, of course Nickelodeon is gonna do it for the cold open to their Super Bowl broadcast, and it coincides with the Sponge’s 25th anniversary.

TAYLOR SWIFT WINS THE SUPER BOWL!

I’m so glad I caught the Nickelodeon show, this is what’ll get me more interested in football!

Dora would make a better teacher for football.

I’m so fucking sick of the Chiefs.

Now that San Francisco lost, we are legally allowed to dismantle 50% of the entrepreneurial capacity of Silicon Valley to stop them from inventing another way to go on the computer for the next five years.

@Mikey
We finally get rid of the Patriots, and now there’s a new dynasty cock-blocking the rest of the AFC.

But they can’t win every year, right? The Bengals got past them two years ago. Surely the Bills will figure them out one of these days.

@Background Human
I’d like that, but I’m not hopeful. Maybe one day we’ll give them a good kicking though.

The Athletics will play ball in Sacramento for at least three years before ultimately moving to Vegas in 2028.

The Buffalo Bills have officially lost the first round of the NFL draft by not drafting anybody and trading out of it and by giving the Chiefs a speedy receiver.

The Falcons are in a second place losing in the first round. Why you may ask. They drafted a QB when they have a QB. By the time Kirk’s contract is done. Their other QB would be 28.