The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark

@someguy111  
I guess i’m the opposite. I don’t mind cold at all, but anything above 25°C is sheer torture.
 
Unless it’s a sauna, of course. Then anything below 90°C won’t cut it.

@gasmaskangel
 
@AaronMk  
You guys think Australia is bad? Try sub-Saharan Africa or the Amazon.

@uc9  
Please Arizona gets like that easily. They cook eggs on the sidewalk. And it could reach up to 120 degrees.

My favorite weather is severe overcast.  
@someguy111  

 
Oh god; the amazon has fish that if you pee in the river they’ll. . . you can probably guess.

@uc9  
Piranhas are what I’m worried about.

@uc9  
Actually, it’s not the things you can see that are the most dangerous. Australia does not have Malaria, Leishmaniasis, or Typanosomiasis.

my arachnophobia will fucking kill me if i lived there.
 
those spiders are larger than my head, i have troubles killing cockroaches, imagine killing one of those, theyare like fucking tanks of wildlife, black reinforced, aggresive and dangerous.

Also not-so-fun fact: the Poison Arrow frog of South America is the most poisonous animal on Earth. It’s poison is so deadly that just touching it with the tip of your finger can be fatal. In fact just the residue from the frog can kill you meaning that if the frog was sitting on a rock and you stepped on the rock barefoot or picked it up with your bare hands, just the trace amount of poison the frog left behind could kill you in less than a minute.

@someguy111  
I’ve been to Afghanistan and Iraq. All three of those diseases were a problem we had to be aware of.
 
Fun fact: Malaria pills will give you weird fucking dreams the first few weeks you take them, and you’ve got to continue taking them for a couple months after you get out of a country where you needed them, at least if I remember correctly.

“You’re saying we aren’t? You wanna start something mate? I’ll go cronulla on ya”
 
cracked articles about australians are the best.

@twistedmetalero  
The Amazon is also home to the Goliath Bird-Eating Spider the heaviest and arguably largest spider on Earth with it’s leg span around a foot, or about the size of a dinner plate.

@someguy111
 
id rather die in the hands of big wild animals, fair and square.
 
australians everything got cheat codes on and you cant touch them.

I hate interviews where the interviewer is clearly biased and keeps interrupting while the interviewee is trying to answer a question.

@someguy111  

 
D’aww it’s so cute!  

@someguy111  
Don’t forget the Brazilian Wandering Spider!  

@twistedmetalero  
I’m an outdoorsman, I don’t mind any kind of animals at all not even spiders, the only things I do mind are microscopic parasites and viruses. Basically unless the animal is very hungry or feels threatened it will leave you alone. Unless we are taking about hippos or Canadian geese, they will attack anything.
 
 
@gasmaskangel  
Yep chloroquine is nasty stuff. Another fun fact: the popular drink gin-and-tonic came from using gin mixed with quinine (the natural form of chloroquine) because the gin would offset the very bitter taste.

@someguy111
 
im an indoors pussy, with a severe case of ethomofobia, adrenaline rushes come from just cockroaches, if i see something like that in my house, i swear i will jump to my bed, launch everything i can find and scream to the top of my lungs till the police comes with a psychiatrist

@twistedmetalero  
Just remember it’s just a bug, it’s far more scared of you then you should be of it.

@gasmaskangel  

 
When it comes to cute animals. I think spiders are way too underrated.

@someguy111
 
ITS NOT SCARED OF ME, SPECIALLY WHEN THOSE COCKRACHES TRY TO GO AT YOU LIKE BLOODY KAMIKAZES

@SeraphimDawn  
Like deep sea fish, I don’t find spiders cute but I do find them fascinating.

@SeraphimDawn  

@someguy111
 

@twistedmetalero  
Try sandflies and mosquitoes, they actually do attack when unprovoked but are only doing so to get a meal.

@QuasarNova  
Oh god that thing.