according to the media, violent video cames include

Mario Kart and Wii Sports
 
kids are gonna be throwing shells at other cars when they start driving!

@gg666  
well fucking duh

Wait, so Animal Crossing counts as a violent game nowadays?
 
Seriously?

Don’t forget tossing banana peels out the window, running others off the road, and DRIVING THEIR VEHICLES IN THE STRATOSPHERE ON A ROAD MADE OF FUCKING RAINBOWS

@DaisyHead  
Is the banana peel one even possible?

Pac Man is the worst. Occult supernatural themes, cannibalism, gluttony, and may lead to creating hot sauce.

Oooo, old-people media… We love you.

We can’t forget Pong either! Innocent balls being pushed around just for entertainment! It should be banned!

Games like Gran Turismo and Forza promote speeding!

Burnout Revenge turns you into a dangerous driver!

Minecraft promotes illegal mining operations.

yeah, children should be playing nice board games like 40K instead.

Of course parents figure if you are driving on a road throwing turtle shells is violent then they think Mario Tennis and Mario Soccer and Mario Baseball are violent too.

Tetris promotes communist idealogy.

Farmville promotes child labour and crop spraying, somehow.