@Background Pony #FFD2 You think we have wild drama? You should see
the real deal
Double digits of people have been
murdered on Gaybeast and associated sites, ahh the useless trivia one learns on /b/
Getting into deets would require doxing, but about half involved “catching feels” for “shared stallions” and having lovers spats (If you know how insane
some of us can get over just plushies, ie Jin/ObRarFan, then just imagine that
with beings you believe can express interest back to you), and 3 involved non-payment to “horse brothels” run by a shady Mexican rancher.
One of them was
an Aussie chan4chan janny (basically the 4chan equivalent of imgur, image hosting with its own separate “commenting culture” that makes the original look sane, many are addicts from 420) who posted a picture of himself gooning to the entrails of a pony he accidentally ran into with his pickup. He stole the credit card of a gay Mongols biker to pay for his illicit activities, stupidly believing that dude would be helpless since he couldn’t go to the police about it “being a criminal himself.”
Well gee, I wonder what alternatives he would think of that doesn’t involve police as a solution. Could be eligible for a Darwin, that one.
The sooner the better, he needs his horse fucking license revoked
In my head, this means taking away his five-gallon bucket.
NOOOO NOT MY PRECIOUS ICE CREAM BUCKET