If you sprayed whipped cream on a pony and licked it off, how would the scenario be like?

like how the transcript would be like (with you and the pony as the characters)
 
choose any pony you like  
choose the way the cream is sprayed and licked

Can we just ban OP already, or at least warn him to stop spamming his cream fetish everywhere?

@Randomosaur  
What, you can’t appreciate a lad who likes cream?

@Randomosaur  
no no no no no no no no! don’t ban me from derpibooru! i have lots of pics to upload!

Well first, I’d spray them with cream  
Then I’d put them in the STF  
They’d probably be able to reach the bottom rope  
So I’d follow up with an Attitude Adjustment  
And then I get the three count and retain the championship.

It would be awkward. Being a chick repellent here prolly won’t make it any different in HOERSietopia.