So. WMAC Masters.

I bet a lot of you have stories about how you thought wrestling was real? My mark-ness exceeds any of yours, cuz I honestly thought that this show was a real sanctioned tournament, held like a real sporting event, and that all the crazy shit occurring therein was actual crazy shit that just happened to be occurring during the tournament.
 
Still fucking awesome, though. Even if THE BAM was a bald black Scootaloo.