Oh wait, I have a vent. Lately I’ve been worrying about fleas. My girlfriend’s sister recently got a puppy. This puppy is a flea magnet. No matter how many baths we give her, we can still spot fleas on her every time we look closely at her fur. I’ve bought a couple of flea sprays–one that’s sprayed around the house, the other that’s sprayed on the pet. Last night I sprayed some of that stuff all over my bed as well as myself, because I certainly don’t want to sleep with fleas.
Throughout the night however, I kept waking up thinking there were fleas on me prompting me to spray more of that stuff, but now I’m starting to get the feeling it may not be fleas at all but something else that’s making my skin feel like it’s fleas. Maybe it’s just my body hairs (I’m very hairy) brushing across each other as I roll around along with my paranoia of fleas that’s giving me that feeling of something jumping on my skin.
I really need to find out because I just woke up to find my girlfriend left me a text before going to work that I sprayed so much of those strong-smelling sprays that it kept her from sleeping and was making a couple of our pets hack and cough. Not that she was mad, just concerned about everyone’s health and safety.