You're Banned!

Banned cause I know, we’re all gonna die one day

Banned because Big Mac’s Hunting Rifle has also been stolen.

Banned for not him not using Twilight Sparkle (A Canterlot Wedding part 2 hint hint)

Banned because Fluttershy lent Applebloom her bazooka.

baned, four bad spyelling. and gramer

Banned for smoking that good kush without me

Banned for interaction with Twitter, Instagram and so on.

Banned for Smolder making out with Sandbar’s censored

Banned for censored and doing censored with censored by The Equestrian Ministry of Truth and censored by Department of National Security of The Crystal Empire for 3 whole days!

Banned for making me laugh in a public place.

Banned for derping

Also banned for derping without Derpy Hooves

Derped for a ban

Banned for crushing a muffin

Banned for sweating in June

Banned for jeating in Swune

Banned for being adorable

@Background Pony #3BE4
Banned for not getting the ship reference

Banned for what ship? Cruise ship? Yacht? Pontoon? Jet Ski?

Banned for jumping ship!

banned for seasickness on the ship.

Banned for being on the good ship lollipop

@Myoozik
Banned for Smolder x Sandbar ship (if you look them up there’s a lot of what I said)

Banned for persisting a squabble with someone else holding an item that can be used for evil like a nuclear bomb.

Banned for going to the beach and forgetting the sunscreen