MMA Thread (UFC, Bellator, ONE Championship, etc.)

Charles Oliveira apparently has broken yet another record!
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The record of significant strikes landed on Islam Makhachev!
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He got NINE strikes on Makhachev. And THAT is a new record apparently. Makhachev just doesn’t get hit.

@tehwatever
Then so is Gilbert Burns to Khamzat Chimaev.

Islam just doesn’t get real opponents because everybody is ducking him. I swear all Chechens/Dagestanis are true boogeymen that will rule UFC for a long long time.

@Khamzat Chimaev
Khamzat speedruns his fights and absolutely overwhelms his opponents with a crazy rush. He just crazy athletic. The Chimaev Burns fight was also so hype because he was just enjoying his time in there, fighting.

Makhachev is a super patient fighter with very sound defense, and have seen 3rd rounds before. Difference being, even when the fight went to the distance, Makhachev managed to not get hit very much. We never seen Makhachev in a full on war like Dustin v Hooker, Kattar v Holloway, Burns v Chimaev or recently Yan v O Malley because Makhachev always decides he doesn’t want to be in one.

Kinda reflects their personalities, it’s hilarious.

Makhachev always looks like he’s lost and speaks like he’s in the library LOL. While Khamzat is just a crazy ball of energy.

@tehwatever
Basically, Yin Yang shit.

(Khabib when he retired, split his MMA career into two entities:
Islam, the patient calculative and humble. And Khamzat, the chaotic explosive and unhinged.)

Islam uttered this words right before round 1 begun and I’m prettily sure you know what this means don’t ya bro. That’s how we knew he was gonna win, bro is determined through faith.

So Jake Paul made a bet that if he lose to Anderson Silva, he will fight him in MMA and if he wins, both of them will create a united fighters association to help UFC fighters get better paycheck and healthcare.

Today is Islam Makhachev’s birthday.

Happy Birthday, Champ! ☝️

@Khamzat Chimaev
Man. That belt really makes for a great Bday present.

Happy Bday LW champ!

186.1 for Silva
186.5 for Paul

Aight whoever wins boxing fight tomorrow both still paychecking big money.

It’s comedy gold.

@tehwatever
This is the same guy who ranted over the UFC 279 mess right? I learned this tool is a goon.

@Khamzat Chimaev
“Open za door, this Police”
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“Housekeeping!”

I swear this guy lowkey hilarious. May be soft spoken but he’s a menace alright.

Also.
Makhachev and Oliveira with their horses.

Tomorrow night. Boxing match. Cake Paul is yet gonna eat another MMA legend then both guys earn big time, end of the day. If my boi gets slept, that cat food is going inside my mouth. 😭

I hope Anderson Silva is finally the good matchup for this guy.

Yoo this undefeated 18 year old kid from the co-main just blitzed the guy 16 years older than him the first few seconds of the first round.

He was bum rushing him that’s his mistake.

Aight Silva vs. Paul next.

Imagine if Andy drops Jake, whole crowds gonna cheer like hell but I won’t be surprised because every Paul fight prolly comes being fixed and both guys paycheck is gonna be huge.

I just wanna see my guy knocking Jake Paul out cold.

Ere we go.

Andy measuring him so far.

Hahaha there it is he’s doing that spider stance thing lol

Paul caught him with that bomb hitting right hook that knocks everyone out which made Andy’s nose bleed.

GODDAMMIT SILVA FIGHT BACK!!!

Paul defo with the UD. He may have just got tested by a more experienced fighter but he just sat Silva down in the last round.

Both guys still wins big time with paycheck.

As a retired street fighter I have no wishes to kill someone.

The fun is over and I know how to fight, now It’s a decision of life & death.

Nate Diaz started shit backstage before the Jake Paul fight.

Yeah it’s definitely between them next.

Dana White is prolly on a suicide watchlist right now.