Dreams (and/or Nightmare Moons) [At times NSFW]

Y’know how when you sleep, you have dreams but can barely remember them?  
Well, let’s talk about the pieces you CAN remember here. Because why not. Unless you never sleep.
 
While I didn’t sleep at all last night, so I’ll probably be looped-up as all heck today.  
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I had a dream 2 nights ago where I went on Derpibooru, Y’know, the very site we’re on right now. The next day I made an account and here we are right now. The end.
 
I’ve had weirder dreams though; I had one where Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward went to a nature museum… with Elton John music playing for no reason at all. Another involved the greatest supervillain ever- the guy that pinches things, then puts his hand in his pocket, and all of a sudden, whatever he pinched vanishes from existence!  
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Wether they be fun, spooky, lewd, or bizzarer than Jojo, go ahead and share whatever dream things you’ve had here!

I think my last nightmare was last week, when I was being stalked by a Yandere. It was horrible, with literally no privacy, and I couldn’t take a shower without wearing clothes.

I approve of this thread’s title.

I had a dream involving Derpy last night. That’s literally all I can remember about it.
 
@HighRollerHydra  

 
Ouch.

good thing I’ve written something a long time ago to remember it;
 
“some sort of an audit that took place in a theater where the audience are the ones are holding the toys for the kids on the stag to pick what they want from the audience (where I was with the audience)
 
and also Jackscepticeye was there in the audience, too”

I also remember a childhood nightmare where I was playing a PS1 game where I’ve lost all my lives and where I have to go meet someone (in the game) to bring up the gameover cutscene.
 
the game over cutscene is where I open the chest and a smurf shoots out in a “Planking” figure and hits my character and turns into a zombie, where then the zombie proceeds to run towards the screen
 
it was so horrifying that I told my grandmother to check the closets in the middle of the night xD

@zonic18game  
What the frick, a Smurf did that? XD

@HighRollerHydra  
the smurf IS the bullet xD

@zonic18game  

 
*the chest shoots out “a smurf” from the inside

@zonic18game  
Man, how much sugar did you eat before you dreamt that?

@HighRollerHydra  
I don’t remember if I ate a lot of candy, but I do remember the game I had played was based on PS1 game “Jersey Devil” that he deaths had scared me and the smurfs were based on McDonalds’ toy smurf

@zonic18game  
Never heard of that game. I did hear of the creature though.

@HighRollerHydra  
Yup, it’s certainly not popular indeed, I remember how my big brother playing the game and how I got scared of the death screens because of the surrounding and the music

I most recently had a dream of being a sangheili shooting at civilians for some odd reason to get the UNSC lured to fight some other monster for the greater good while we we’re actually allies.
 
It felt… Surreal to say the least. No sensory imagery, but I think I did get to wield an energy sword and shoot a fuel rod cannon. It was underwhelming though. It felt… Gamey.

I had a fascinating dream where my apartment complex had this tunnel that, if you walk for about three blocks, you could go to the mall.

My nightmare last night: I was picking up some pizzas (hey, I was hungry) and some guys taunted me, broke my glasses. I had to run away to a shack, where they found me.

Lovely, I.just had another stalker nightmare, this time of the fat redneck guy from the MST3K episode “Boggy Creek II”, shotgun and all. He tried to kill me on the bus, and despite the weapon being visible and my screaming in terror, no one tried to stop him, no one even cared.

I dreamt there was a Bison stampede down the street from my brother.
 
I also dreamt I had a green dog.

Some days ago i had a dream where i was in a car with my mom and my cousin, we fell from a cliff and theb i stipped time and drag them out to safety.  
But i think the falling car ended up crushing someone…

I think I had a dream about the season 6 hiatus.

When I was younger, sometime early into Obama’s presidency I dreamt I was coming home from an intranasal flight and my passport dissipated right out my hand.
 
The Guard was like “Prove your a citizen.”
 
I sang the animanices President song with a part for W but he didn’t let me in because I couldn’t rhyme Obama.