Incorrect Quotes (NSFW)

Hitch Trailblazer: Do you need help getting up?
Zipp: Nah, I’m cool down here on the floor.

Mudbriar: Since we’re in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don’t ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Maud Pie: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don’t want to hear shit.

Rarity: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Pinkie Pie, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Granny Smith: You know, Goldie Delicious gives Applesauce flowers everyday, I wish you’d do that too.
Apple Rose: Okay.
*Later*
Apple Rose: *gives Applesauce flowers*
Applesauce: ???
Apple Rose: I don’t know, I’m confused as well.

Twilight Sparkle: “I’ve been caught! Pretend to be a book!”

Scootaloo: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Twilight Sparkle: I sleep with a knife.
Apple Bloom: Both of you are pathetic.
Scootaloo: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle.

Yeah, SweetieBloom FTW!

Terramar: I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I love you.
Silverstream: That’s great, Terramar. Especially considering the fact we’ve been married for 6 f***ing years.

Like they say, incest is wincest.

Twilight sparkle: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Applejack: Cohesion?
Fluttershy: Teamwork?
Rainbow Dash: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Rarity : And Pinkie Pie is not here.
Applejack: Oh, and that, yeah.

Fluttershy: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Rarity: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!
Applejack: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

Firelight: Stellar Flare, you’ll be working with Sunburst and Starlight Glimmer.
Stellar Flare: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Stellar Flare: …Of people on a team.

Rarity: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Fluttershy: turning to Pinkie Pie How tall are you?

Twilight Sparkle: I like your new pants!
Pinkie Pie: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Twilight Sparkle: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Pinkie Pie: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Twilight Sparkle: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Pinkie Pie: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Twilight Sparkle.

Rarity: Quick before we all come to our sciences!

Spike: Would you slap Starlight Glimmer-
Discord: Yes.
Spike: I didn’t even finish!
Discord: Sorry, continue.
Spike: Would you slap Starlight Glimmer for 10 dollars?
Discord: I would do it for free.
Starlight Glimmer: Rude…

Smolder: Take it off! Seaesully take it off.

Fluttershy, tending to Pinkie Pie’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Pinkie Pie: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Star Swirl: You have to apologize to Twilight Sparkle!
Rarity: Fine!
Rarity: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Fluttershy: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just ‘walk up and join a circle of people talking’, but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Rainbow Dash: Oh, hey, I didn’t see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!
Rarity: Oh! Yeah, I uh…
Rarity: Didn’t want to bother you.
Rarity: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.

Cozy Glow: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Twilight Sparkle.
Cozy Glow: Except I couldn’t remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Cozy Glow: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm… I don’t know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Cozy Glow: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Cozy Glow: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.