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Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Violet Frost Fan
@JoeyDR
Cozy Glow: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Twilight Sparkle.
Cozy Glow: Except I couldn’t remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Cozy Glow: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm… I don’t know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Cozy Glow: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Cozy Glow: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
Those incorrect quotes work so well.
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Megalobronia
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Nintendo Nerd
Rarity: This is a mistake
Pinkie Pie, enthusiastically: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!
Rarity: But not today
Pinkie Pie, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess
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Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Violet Frost Fan
This incorrect quote would most likely take place after the events of the episode “The Washouts”:
Rainbow Dash: Wow! Scootaloo made you cry?
Lightning Dust, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.
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Megalobronia
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Nintendo Nerd
Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie are sitting on a bench
Twilight: Why do you guys look so sad?
Rarity: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Twilight sits down
Fluttershy: The bench is freshly painted.
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Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Violet Frost Fan
Fluttershy: Well Applejack, I have to say, I’m really disappointed.
Applejack: Well, you didn’t HAVE to say it. You could’ve just thought it.
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Megalobronia
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Nintendo Nerd
Pinkie Pie: You love me, right, Twilight?
Twilight: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Violet Frost Fan
Sludge: Hey, what are you reading?
Smolder: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Sludge: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Spike: So it’s just a Notebook?
Smolder: It’s just a Notebook.
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Megalobronia
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Nintendo Nerd
Pinkie Pie: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Rarity: You’re a hazard to society
Fluttershy: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Violet Frost Fan
Possible alternate “Sleepless in Ponyville” scenario:
Scootaloo: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.
Rainbow Dash: But, darling, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Scootaloo: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Rainbow Dash: Is it working?
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Shyette
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
Twilight: I’m a little concerned I just had a conversion with a poster, but I’ll worry about that latter.
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Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Violet Frost Fan
Silver Spoon: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Sweetie Belle: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone’s hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Violet Frost Fan
Spike: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Applejack: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Spike: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it’s even good advice!
Applejack: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it’d be easier.
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SkyFan901
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Artist -

FNFL should come back
1:
Flutters: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Twilight, watching Pinkie screaming, Apple trying to set a sleeping Rainbow on fire, and Rari choking on air: I don’t know either.
2:
when the Squad drops food
Rainbow: Eh, oh well.
Flutters: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Pinkie: FUCK!
Twilight: just gets more food
Apple: drops to their knees and mourns the food
Rari: eats the food off the ground
3:
Pinkie: Christmas lights?
Twilight: Check.
Rainbow: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Twilight: Check.
Rari: Santa suits?
Twilight: Check.
Flutters: Shovel?
Twilight: Check.
Apple: Alibi and bail money?
Twilight: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Hali the Emoji girl
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Goth Cinnamon Roll
Spike: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’
Spike: Doesn’t work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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