Gengar: I’m ashamed of how I treated Gardevoir back then. As her master she did anything I told her. And I mean anything
Hero: Oh Arceus…
Gengar: I will never forgive myself.
Hero: I know we all found Gardevoirs hot when we were humans and I don’t blame you for thinking that. But that’s no excuse to take advantage of her like that!
Gengar: …I was talking about making Gardevoir steal money from old people so I could have drugs.
Hero: Oh. Of course. Y-yeah.
Gengar: And did you just say you were turned on by Gardevoirs back then?
Hero: Uhhhh, look at the time. I gotta go!
Gengar: Keh, and they say I’m weird.
