Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I need to watch more westerns.

「A human cannot understand a spider’s feelings. A spider cannot understand a frog’s feelings.」

Owls are afraid of apples because apples terrorized owls in prehistoric times.  

♫ the ink is black
 
the page is white
 
_together we learn to read and write_♫

LIVE AND LEARN!  
HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW!  
LIVE AND LEARN!  
FROM THE WORKS OF YESTERDAY!  
LIVE AND LEARN!  
IF YOU BEG OR IF YOU BORROW!  
LIVE AND LEARN!  
YOU MAY NEVER FIND YOUR WAY!

I LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIIIIIIIIIEEEEEVE
 
THAT PLANET EEEEEEEEARTH TUUUUUUUUURRRRNNS SLOWWWWWWWWLYYYYY

GET A LITTLE BIT GENGHIS KHAN  
DON’T WANT YOU TO GET IT ON  
WITH NOBODY ELSE BUT ME  
WITH NOBODY ELSE BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Herrpface  
♫_All I need is a reference guide  
to tell the day from the night  
‘cause_
 
_Black is white.  
The sky is red.  
That mean ol’ world’s been  
messin’ with my head._♫

If you have to ask if someone is a Stand user, then they’re probably a Stand user.

I want to ride a train.
 
Maybe Amtrak’s Superliner, or the Auto Train.

If I had a simple wish, it’s that Cinnastack pancakes were a permanent fixture of IHop’s menu.

@SquiggyBomb  
Also, speaking of.

This will always be the worst Pokémon sprite.  

Making an RP account based on your fetish would be so friggin’ weird.

Pollination is the act of transferring pollen grains from the male anther of a flower to the female stigma. The goal of every living organism, including plants, is to create offspring for the next generation. One of the ways that plants can produce offspring is by making seeds.

It’s dangerous to go spaalon babuguuscooties

@Background Pony #B7B1  
Oh goodness that’s adorable.

I need to shave…

@Solitude  
My favorite gag from StarGate SG-1 was Teal’c telling all the visiting aliens to never, ever, EVER, accept O’Neil’s invitation for a “weekend fishing in Minnesota”, because of the carnivorous and enormous mosquitos.
 

@Ciaran  
Good advice.