So y’all are wizards. With magic. At a school for wizards. With magic. And notoriously lax physical fitness requirements. And your primary means of defense against magical creatures and other wizards—with magic—is… *checks notes*…
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND / GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW / CAN’T STICK AROUND, HAVE TO KEEP MOVING ON / GUESS WHAT LIES AHEAD, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT / MUST KEEP ON MOVING AHEAD / NO TIME FOR GUESSING, FOLLOW MY PLAN INSTEAD / TRUSTING IN WHAT YOU CAN’T SEE / TAKE MY LEAD, I’LL SET YOU FREE