Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

My dream involved baby owls and falcons.

You guys know about these Smeech enemies from Super Mario Galaxy 2? They’re these little pink balls with wings, beady eyes, and big lips. They always want to kiss Yoshi whenever they see you on him. They’re funny and cute. Here’s a picture of one. I personally like to refer to them with female pronouns because they have feminine characteristics.

Young Nina and Sophie, circa 1902!

Me: How does Batman work at night? Doesn’t he need sleep? Maybe he doesn’t get enough sleep.
Also me: Sleeps past midnight all the time and wake up at around 10 to 11

On the bright side, I got to cause some chaos in a Charity Stream yesterday.

You don’t have to buy a house to move. Some people rent a room in a house and become someone’s roommate. Others might rent a small apartment, either on their own or with roommates.

I do feel not being able to find a place, tho.

You guys said you wanted her to be more bee-like, right? Well, here you go.

Artist: Domorri/Akrost

Terms & conditions apply.

@Penguin Dragneel
I don’t think anyone on here ever said that! XD

That’s a great dress though

This.

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
For me, it’s moreso not being the type to be able to support myself alone (hence why the “wifely duties” appeal to me).

If I had a nickel for every time John DeLancie has sent two flying craft on a collision course, I’d have two nickels.

“Prank” Youtuber: Threatens people’s life after assaulting them and the victim runs away terrified

Said Youtuber after being called out: “You didn’t see the part were we hugged and made out afterwards. He was totally cool with it once I told him it was just a prank.”

We have an opossum under our grill in the backyard currently.

Good eatin’

@Dirty Bit
I’m worried about our smaller outdoor cat who hasn’t returned home yet getting near it.

@Meanlucario
Said cat is in, though not before the opossum got out from under the grill to look around and I think went back under (I didn’t see it got back but I looked like that’s where it was heading when I last saw it). Thank God our cat is back inside safe and sound.

I fried a whole chicken as a test run for maybe frying a turkey for Thanksgiving. It didn’t go very well. Nothing started on fire because I’m not stupid, but the cooking times are not what recipes say.

I fried a 5.5 lb chicken for 10 minutes and took it out to read the temperature. It was 178 in the breast. Chicken is supposed to cook ‘til 165, so you’d think it’s done, right? Wrong. Blood started to drip out of it. So, I relit the fire and put the chicken back in the oil for about 7 more minutes. I tested in multiple places on the chicken and they were all above 165. I let it sit about 5 minutes and started carving. There was blood running in the legs. At that point I just nuked the fucking chicken because I had had enough.

@kleptomage
“Nothing started on fire because I’m not stupid”
Such honesty

@Mr.Myoozik
Every year you read about idiots starting fires or getting burned frying turkeys because they do it indoors or don’t take into account displacement. I may make mistakes, but I try hard to learn from the mistakes of others.

@Meanlucario
Australlia call that a opussum.

Looks at the USA Opussum. That’s not at all they can score TDs.

One of a number of reasons why prank content on YT isn’t my bag.

@Meanlucario
Both are cute.

Honestly?…
I think they photographed the American one on a bad hair day. Who wouldn’t be upset if people stole a photo of you like that?