Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Cosmas-the-Explorer
Explorer in Training
Oliver Cromwell led Parliamentary force to overthrow the king and had said king executed AND formed a republic?
He was the first real ’Murican.
In all seriousness, people from New England used to admire Cromwell as a man of liberty including John Adams.
𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Here he comes he’s Super-Drunk
Doesn’t need briefs to juice his junk
Neer neer NEER NEEER
NEER NEER NEER neerrrr
NEER NEER NEER neerrrr
Just Wayne
Blingo
My favorite kinds of customers are the ones that roam around the store for multiple minutes, some even half hour, only to come to the counter with one bottle of beverage that is at the front.
LP2Lily
Lily Fathom
My favorite kinds of customers are the ones that roam around the store for multiple minutes, some even half hour, only to come to the counter with one bottle of beverage that is at the front.
Probably because they found nothing of interest, but had social anxiety. I persionally do this. Kind of wish I didn’t simply because its an axious buy. I feel sometimes I bother people. So, I buy a piece of candy or something and go.
I imagine I am not the only one. Some get it worse. In the store I work at I find people who will stall in the middle if an ailse. After asking if they need help finding something they admit to it. That their dealing with social anxiety.
Just Wayne
Blingo
@LP2Lily
I can say that not all of them are like that. Sometimes it would be a couple who constantly discusses what to buy, and some are definitely there to find anything with a discount.
I can say that not all of them are like that. Sometimes it would be a couple who constantly discusses what to buy, and some are definitely there to find anything with a discount.
Not that I don’t like those kinds of customers. They’re better than the ones who talk on the phone the whole time.
Just Wayne
Blingo
@harasha456
Note that I said “at the front”, our fridges are literally around the door.
Note that I said “at the front”, our fridges are literally around the door.
harasha456
The Cringemiester
I know, I’ve done this at least once or twice. went to the grocery store couldn’t find what I was looking for and just picked up a drink from the fridge because I realized I was thirsty.
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
Most mornings, my partner and I put on those generic ambiance music videos you can find on YouTube.
Put a holiday one on, and seemed pretty normal. Until my ears pick up onto a particular song.
This “holiday” mix had a piano version of the ending theme to Final Fantasy 9. I looked down in the comments and there’s apparently a bunch of Final Fantasy midis in it.
The other day one of them had the fucking ending song to the anime Vandread, which kinda blew my mind a bit.
Pretty sure most of these 10 hour ambiance tracks just trawl the internet, pick up songs, and convert them to “holiday” sounding instruments.
kleptomage
@Zincy
I had one of those ambient nature videos going in the background on the TV yesterday. It was showing winter scenery like snow covered mountains and coniferous forests, then it cut to an overhead view of a white van or SUV driving on a snowy road. The vehicle was swerving all over and almost going off the road.
I had one of those ambient nature videos going in the background on the TV yesterday. It was showing winter scenery like snow covered mountains and coniferous forests, then it cut to an overhead view of a white van or SUV driving on a snowy road. The vehicle was swerving all over and almost going off the road.
Penguin Dragneel
The Latest Tax Write-Off
Do I really even need to say it?
If these two aren’t making out by the end of this arc, I’m rioting.
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
The last panel is so cute. Also, I see where you’re coming from. The romantic tension is getting to me
Heh
Mr.Myoozik
Music/Charts Enthusiast
@WaynePonePone
I get a lot of customers who say they come in for only a few items and then leave with entire shopping cart full
I get a lot of customers who say they come in for only a few items and then leave with entire shopping cart full
TheHappySpaceman
Sweet F.A.
@Zincy
I may have mentioned that recently, I was required to go to a Christian gospel choir meeting and I had to sit through a lot of songs about praising Jesus and all that. Well, as I was listening, one of the songs started sounding familiar, and I thought to myself, “…Is this just ‘Wonderful Tonight’ by Eric Clapton? And sure enough, when it came to the chorus, it was the exact same melody.
I may have mentioned that recently, I was required to go to a Christian gospel choir meeting and I had to sit through a lot of songs about praising Jesus and all that. Well, as I was listening, one of the songs started sounding familiar, and I thought to myself, “…Is this just ‘Wonderful Tonight’ by Eric Clapton? And sure enough, when it came to the chorus, it was the exact same melody.
I know that there’s a joke about how Christian music is just regular love songs only swapping “babe” for “God,” but this is ridiculous.
I wonder what Clapton would think.
Interesting what you mentioned about the Vandread theme, too. I recently started watching that show because someone I know is really into it.
♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
💙Glass Sight's Chocopon💙
@Penguin Dragneel
Their blushes in the last panel are completely adorable
Their blushes in the last panel are completely adorable
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