“Look at what Satan has done to our society! Look at the cruelty he has afflicted to mankind and what evils he has forced abound us!”
Satan, returning from his 2000 year-long vacation: “Got was right, I did need that break. I feel much better. I guess it’s time to go back to wo- Oh. I think I’ll see if God needs anything from me, because I think he needs me more than you guys do.”