Background Human 
CHS, Class of 20XX
There was a time I thought Batman was unrealistic. But honestly, dressing up as a bat and punching poor people in the face seems less insane than the way actual billionaires are spending their money these days.
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Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
Simpson didn’t predict the future, the problems are just older than most of us.
ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ 
Zamasu
@Meanlucario
Even I’m getting tired of the old “Simpsons writers are prophets” joke.
Even I’m getting tired of the old “Simpsons writers are prophets” joke.
Dirty Bit 
That's him, officer
Reading that comment makes me think of how heroes and villains in The Venture Bros. operate. Basically, most of the villains are basically just rich people that are as bored as they are unhinged.
Just Wayne 
Blingo
@Meanlucario
More like the world has gone to the point of being a parody of itself.
More like the world has gone to the point of being a parody of itself.
Cosmas-the-Explorer 
Explorer in Training
@Dirty Bit
I think there is some historical basis for this. In the 19th century, mischevious rich young guys would sometimes pretend to be vampires so they could scare poor people.
I think there is some historical basis for this. In the 19th century, mischevious rich young guys would sometimes pretend to be vampires so they could scare poor people.
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
Heh, sounds pretty tame compared to what we may possibly know about rich people today.
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
Pass. I’d be spending the next year or two performing Hail Mary after Hail Mary.
Penguin Dragneel
The Latest Tax Write-Off
@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Fuck no. I’d rather get bisected than be forced back into that bigoted shithole.
Fuck no. I’d rather get bisected than be forced back into that bigoted shithole.
Background Human
CHS, Class of 20XX
@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
You don’t want that. I was raised evangelical. Non-alcoholic communion. You give me the good stuff, I’ll be half-naked and humping the Virgin Mary before you can finish saying “The Blood of Christ”.
You don’t want that. I was raised evangelical. Non-alcoholic communion. You give me the good stuff, I’ll be half-naked and humping the Virgin Mary before you can finish saying “The Blood of Christ”.
Twi Clown 
Übermensch in training
@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
I live surrounded by a catholic-built culture so that’ll be redundant.
I live surrounded by a catholic-built culture so that’ll be redundant.
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