Announcing Derpibooru's in-house Blockchain and NFTs

@Myoozik
Losers :P

Today’s header is presented by Wallflower Blush.

Finally! This is the kind of NFT I can sink my teeth into
I thought the Minting process was going to be complicated, but that was one of the most painless verifications I’ve ever experienced.
Thanks Derpibooru!

When your timezone is evidently five hours behind the admins’ and you got hella confused for a sec

It mines the goodness out of your computer _{and drives your electricity bill to Neptune.}

@icicle wicicle 1517
Exactly!

Gonna go mine for more Starburst pics!

D:

Just for that I’m gonna screenshot you!

What am I supposed to do if I ain’t have a bank account?
¯_(ツ)_/¯

@some-guy
Give me your credit card details and I’ll tell you how to do it.

@Myoozik
But I like both, damn it! I need NFTs of both.

@naganofan99999
<serious-talk>
It does perform a workload similar to what crypto mining does, however it’s relatively small and was designed to run within 1-2 minutes even on phones. Technically speaking, what it does is randomly search for a set of characters that produce a sha256 hash that starts with 21 zeroes in binary representation. It doesn’t actually mine any crypto, this hash is only used once by the server to verify that your browser actually did the work required. We decided to make it this way to test if there were any compatibility issues with browsers, as we intend to use similar tech to protect our site against DDoS attacks.
</serious-talk>

anyone one else has a chrome dark theme extension?

I love this NTF!

This is an awful idea. I will be telling all my friends to stay away from this site. I can’t believe the mods would do something as heinous as this. This has gotten out of hand.

@Dragonpone
But it’s true though :V

@mjangelvortex
You need both? What you need is kite horse and sun horse together NFT’s

April fools

No one else can have my siren ass NFT.

Well I for one look forward to our NFP overlords! Derpthereum here we come!
Hopefully no damage to any environmental bodies.

You just don’t understand the benefits of the blockchain, man. We’ll all be rich by the end of the day and with a hell of a lot of no environmental damage!

It’s a good thing I have my credit card, but yes, neither do I have a bank account. 😅

“Awe shit. Here we go again.”

Cookie if you know the reference. lol

@Terton
The mods are cucking us and themselves.

@LightningBolt
Hmm…so I can’t take it and put wings on it and market it as my dragon NFT?

Hold up! The halloween update is too early! Aaaaaaaaa!!!

WE ARE GONNA MAKE ITTT!

My tiny investments on OpenBooru will soon go up 1000% more than DogeCoin and Shib Inu combined.