Crazy Headcanons

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I’ll apply occam’s razor…she’s just not the sharpest tool of the shed.

Prince Blueblood is 86ed from all Rarity’s boutiques.

@Korora
Does he have to go in disguise?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Sassy Saddles: Tacks and tears, Blueblood. I know it’s you.

@Korora
Blueblood is a prince. He has the right to go where he wants. Rarity should be pleased he even noticed a small time Ponyville redneck tailor like her.

@Background Pony #9B9F
But treat her like poo?

Gilda loves to crash into weddings for some reason.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash never sang Find a Pet. Spike made a song about that 30 second conversion and made it into a song for his kids. Later historians thought it to be a genuine song.

@Twi Clown
Ah so just like the Dragon from Shrek.

Twilight has her own superstitious side.

She believes cats are evil.

MLP Analysis: Old Mare Karen’s Doortrot customer was also a Karen, and the upshot was a disturbing-the-peace report by the neighbors.

Applejack is virtually anosmic by equine standards.

Spike apparently re-discovered the magical uses of dragon fire by accident because he was raised by ponies while the modern day dragons apparently have become too fight-happy they ironically lost the knowledge of their own art and capacities.

@Twi Clown
Sounds like the first if unintended g5 headcanon. But I highly doubt it really were always the case and instead of “unlocking” their original power, it’s more like they were upgraded.

@TheQuietMan
Sadly not uncommon.
Many times IRL many people loose ancient knowledge because the very fights and/or isolation often do the job on itself.

Teotihuacan for example is a notable example. While the ruins are so beloved, there’s no hiding regarding the fact no one actually knows what where their language or social organization. No one actually even knows why was it abandoned, for all the mystical aspects the actual historical accounts are terribly lacking. The only constant is that Teotihuacan was abandoned around the start of Mesoamerican Post-Classic period, the period of decay and the societies turning into militaristic societies compared to the slightly more commercial Classic period.

Or the Greek fire, a fire that could get much more wild when touching the water used by Mediterranean civilizations and widely popular among the Bizantine empire, and no one apparently could even save a piece of info that could help as a recipe.

The dragons seemed to put so much weight in being spartan like “strong society” they probably even forgot what they could have done themselves in the past. Isolation and constant war could actually lead up to missing old knowledge.

@Twi Clown
Which means Celestia just unlocked his ancient powers?

@TheQuietMan
Likely. Magic is supposed to be prevalent around all Equestria, not even for spellcasters only but everything and everyone has some magical connection, even the cutie marks are a magical expression on itself.

Most dragons use firebreath to burn to the ground and rarely showcase any real control over magic at all, so why Spike was the only dragon with teleporting fire? Because he interacted with people who used magic heavily in their lives, not just unicorns might I add but also pegasi and earth ponies which probably helped him to connect better. Plus Twilight’s signature magical skill is teleportation so is not unthinkable he tried to replicate it and without being aware of the dragon power he managed to achieve just that.

Plus, considering the griffons themselves started being a respectable kingdom but became a wasteland over losing a single idol after a war, then it’s clearly the regression made their skills lackluster as a result, most succesful griffons like the team from the Equestria games or Gustave LeGrand the succesful chef usually interacting with ponies rather than other griffons.

@Twi Clown
@TheQuietMan
@Twi Clown
@TheQuietMan
Then there’s the culture stuff. In the future, people might think that Lauren Faust and Lara Croft were the same person, and that she was responsible for sinking Atlantis/Atlanta, Georgia. Or that Miku Hatsune created Harry Potter and Minecraft. Or that James Rolfe was “Jimmy T. The Irate Video Game Nostalgia Critic” and that he used the Rick Roll (also called Rock’n’Roll) to turn bronies into Babs Seeds to feed to the Tri-Farce Gods: PewDiePie, Fazbear and Mah Boi.

it’s probably not gonna get that garbled like that. the main reason that our insight into the past is so vauge is because time just corroded the literal media and the people of the past did everything they could preserve books. it’s gonna be a future of holes rather than distortion.