Pregset Shimmer: A Growing Situation

“Mmmmh, you sure know how to treat a lady to a day out.”

“Well you certainly earned every second of it, sunny”

Ted kisses her, walking in closely behind her.

“Awww, you’re too sweet Teddy.”

“Hiii honey! Did you miss me? Did you miss momma?”

**Beef boof borf **

“Oh yes you did! Yes you did!”

“Hey there lil guy, you miss us too?”

“Guess we were missed huh? We weren’t gone that long now.”

“Pets are gonna miss us no matter how long we’re gone.”

“But we have been walking all day, and frankly, I’m a little pooped.”

“Tired ay. You want me to start dinner?”

“Or m’lady would like to be carried to bed, sparing thein sore feet”

“What do you think?~”

“So then would ya like me to carry you in to that room like this or just just toss you onto the bed like a sack of taters, my lovely queen?”

“Actually I just realized that we haven’t eaten in like, 3 hours. Let’s make some dinner.”

“heh fair enough then, shame I don’t have more arms. You seem so comfortable.”

“You’re such a goober.”

“I mean I’ve never denied it, it did help me get land a very pretty girlfriend.”

“Now what are you feelin for dinner?”

“Uhhmmmm, oh! Hold on!”

“something up?”

“Hold on…it’s gotta be…YES!”

“A coupon code! How are we feeling pizza for tonight?”

“I don’t see why not”

“Pizza it is!”

“So, any special requests?”

“for the pizza? Nothing comes to mind. I am how ever feeling a bit lonely over here.”

“I’d get a deep dish, but deep dishes always just go-”

“Here.”

“that a bad thing?”

“Pffft, not to you maybe, but I like fitting into my pants.”

“eh we can get you more and look good in anything. I get more of you to love and you aren’t hungry, it’s a very solid win win”