The Gentle Coltte's Manor Party

Slides off Colttes back and gives the glass to a maid  
Certainly sir.

@Pinkie Clone
 
Well you’ll have to forgive me. Up until know I hadn’t a good enough excuse.
 
@ArchimedesOgle
 
Pets Archimedes’ head
 
There’s a good boy. Why don’t you mingle a bit, eh? Go see if the band’s ready to play perhaps.

Trots off towards a small area of the lobby where a group of ponies are polishing instruments, preparing to play some swingin’ swing.  
Ahem, is the band prepared for their performance?

Walks onto the dance floor and stretches, significantly buzzed now.
 
Le’s go! I’m ready to boogie!

eahhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
Crashes through a wall into the den
 
AH-C-C-C-C-C-C-CYEAAAAAHHHH
 
I’M Dr. Rockso, the Rock N’ Roll clown! I do cocaine! Ahc-c-cyeah!

now the party don’t start till I walk in  
Let’s see what this place is trying to hide…  
trots upstairs while everyone is distracted by Dr. Rockso

 
Pizza delivery! Who ordered the…  
 
…Meat-Lover’s?  
porno music starts playing

turns around to look back at the commotion  
Guess humans are dime-a-dozen these days. Someone changes the world and 5 days later ponies could care less about it.  
rolls eyes, then returns to snooping

SWEET CELESTIA THAT PIZZA IS A C-C-C-C-C-Shaft.
 
Becoms Posh as fuck
 
Hmmm, Yes.

@Princess♠Molestia  
>I hope you don’t mind my anger management issues, stewpid.  
>I know I just called you stewpid, that’s part of the persona

@CrashSucksMariosaGOD  
Shit, I wasn’t trying to reply to Molestia.

Was it really out of their budget to get some locks that weren’t built in the stone age? I can see through the key-hole for Celestia’s sake. Hold on…  
something glimmering catches my eye  
Well hello there; let’s get a better look at what’s behind door number… counts doors… six!

@KirbyfanNeox  
I’d suck it.

@MagnificentTrixie
 
Intruder alert! RED Mare is in the base!

crawling through air ducts  
ha ha the government will never think to look here! now where exactly is here and how did I get here?  
sits pondering my location while the structural integrity of the duct begins to fail and an alicorn phases through the duct  
HA AHA I KNEW THEY WERE REAL HAHAHAHAAA  
continues laughing like a maniac as the duct breaks underneath me and i fall through the ceiling and crash onto the floor

@tetrisman64  
marches towards 2fort’s intelligence room  
“PROTECT THE CUPCAKE!”  
Soldier: WE NEED TO PROTECT THE CUPCAKE!

@chrisbiby  
well…hello there…umm, may I help you? hides lock-picking gadgets and nudges the door behind me open

I am inexplicably on the roof and do not plan on coming down!

Where am I and why does it smell like sulfur.

@edwardTC  
shouting Get your face out of the grass!

@philosipony  
oh hello there, um maybe you can help me first question where am i?, second are you the government? third are there any limbs bending at weird angles? i would be able to answer the third one but the government gave me a lot like seriously A LOT of pain medication

@chrisbiby  
A party, no, not that I can see, and on a side note with all the commotion you’ve made it’d be best that we get out of sight pulls him into the room I just unlocked, and observes what the room contains damn…now THAT’s a lot of loot…

@Parzival  
picks himself up  
Well, now it smells like chicken, and I hate chicken.

Lasty enters the manor and says, Resident Evil 1-style  
Wow. What-a-mansion!
 
I look around and see Trixie and Inkwell. This makes me smile  
I think I’m gonna like it heeeeere!