ElijahZx360 
Yuu Rezbian Mii Tuu! XD
Previously due to word limits
Me: We can go right now, give you something to moan and groan about.
This episode
Opaline: Hmhmhm, let’s make good on our little exchange~ fire starts blazing as Elijah pushes Sunny out of the way
In the ring
Hitch: Why must we do this?
Chad Me: We meet again, Master Trailblazer.. One shall stand, One shall fall.. Everything about you screams, “I peaked in highschool.” Sees Sprout snickering And Sprout Cloverleaf, heard a lot about you; I know you ain’t laughing. How you gonna start an army in your hometown and get shutdown faster than Team Rocket? Go back to your realm and cry to your Mommy cause Posey ain’t gonna put up with that. Red Airhead lookin’ a__ boi. XD Sprout leaves Where you goin’? I see them Adidas, those big a__ Adidas, get yo a__ outta here. Back to you, Hitch; Where did you get your style and uniform from, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., Footloose, Beverly Hills Cop, Sweet Valley High? You can’t lecture me about sh- Hitch socks him in the jaw Heheh, I was hoping you won’t go full feminist over a little joke to see how sensitive you are.
Hitch: Shut the buck up and fight, you fake a__ Shang Tsung!
Chad Me: As you wish, but you won’t last long.. Master. Mirror Match ability activated changing his style to match Hitch’s
Hitch is too shocked to move
Chad Me: What’s the matter, scared?
🎶Go get your guns and your switchblade knives and cut it up🎶
Hitch uses Plant Whip
Evil Elijah uses Bone Spikes, his Power Sweatbands allow him to use the move without needing to set up
Hitch avoids the attack but the spikes remain, he uses uses Ninjutsu Puncture
🎶And kill the ones who speak if they speak of us because they’ll never really tame us🎶
Evil Elijah uses Telekinesis making Hitch levitate
Hitch: defends himself while thinking He’s bleeding a lot, he might faint from blood loss after this turn.
Evil Elijah waits and greatly reduces his bleeding and regains some HP
🎶 You’re so outta control, said, you’re so outta control; You gotta be more in control, you gotta be more in control(X4)🎶
Hitch uses Ninjutsu Puncture again but Evil Elijah kounters with Quick Time Event before he can hit reducing Hitch’s speed then punished him with Ultra-Violent Swing, knocking him into the spikes making the crowd roar.
Zipp: HITCH!
Shang Tsung: chuckles and claps Finish him!
Zipp: NO, PLZ!
Izzy: DON’T DO IT!
Hitch: feeling the spikes digging into him AAAAAH- blood starts dripping from his mouth
Chad Me: makes the spikes go back in the ground You’re a good opponent, Hitch. We’ll fight again another day.
Shang Tsung: Mercy!
Zipp: rushes to Hitch to heal him You ok, Hitch? Wraps her shirt around him
Hitch: I’ll be fine.. holds her hand
Chad Me: Don’t expect me to hold back next time.
Meanwhile in Whispy Woods
Pipp and Chandler clash after he turns into his super form
Pipp: Stay away from me, and my sister!
Chandler: In this form, you, Zipp and your mother are my pets. I’m not longer bound to the laws of physics or reality, for I am Super Chris Chan!
Pipp slaps him with her wing then backhands him to knock him back, Sonichu and Chandler sharpen their tennis rackets. Pipp positions her to show her fans who she’s fighting behind her, Mistress Haven pulls her whip out and lashes the ground as a warning.
Pipp charges at Chandler and have their own fight
Sonichu: Mistress Haven.. wolf whistles Now I see why Pipp and Zipp are so sexy~
Haven: Flattery gets you nowhere, darling. Wings spread for battle
Sonichu uses Electro Ball
Haven deflects the balls using Counter Shield then Dual Wing beat
Pipp uses Feather Gattling
Chandler uses Full Counter sending Pipp’s sharpened feathers right back to her but she dodges
Sonichu uses Shock Prison, trapping Haven
Chandler uses Shockwave but Pipp’s Franklin Badge reflects it
Pipp uses Heavy Glide making Chandler flinch
Alphabittle is blushing watching Haven fight from the audience
Pipp: notices the cameras This fight’s being broadcast.~ makes a sexy face to the audience
Chandler’s Racket: floats behind Pipp then sends her flying forward with a slam to her back YADA~ smacks her around YAMETE! UH- UUHUH~, UH UH-
Haven whips Chandler’s Racket away and picks it up
Pipp: Thanks Mom! Flies to a safe spot to rest
Haven: I’ll hold them off, Pipp. Regain your energy! Looks at Chandler Not so super without your racket now, are you Chandler?
Chandler: laughs and slowly claps I wouldn’t be claiming victory so soon if I were you, Mistress Haven. :3
Haven: Why not, Chandler?
Chandler: These hands will do a better job at subduing Pipp than the racket. I knew you’d save your daughter and you fell right into my trap. RACKET LINK!
Haven: Ah- starts panting Why am I suddenly aroused?~
Chandler: That’s the power of Tennis, your bf Alphabittle is probably gonna record this to jerk to at night. Now if you’ll excuse me.. PIPP PETALS, PREPARE FOR THIS MANNY HANDY! pursues Pipp MAMI EL NEGROOOOO, DALE DALE!
Sonichu: Now that our rackets are linked, smiles deviously while charging a magnum Electro Ball prepare to moan like you never moaned before.
Haven: A-Alphie~ Help meeeeee~💞💞💞💞
Sonichu: Well Queen Haven, whether you’re ready for these back shots or not.. throws the ball in the air then strikes it hard ECCHI SHIYOU!
Haven: swings AAAAH~❤️❤️❤️❤️
Sonichu: yells like Link HYAAAH!
Haven moans harder and louder with every swing as Shock Prison keeps zapping her and lowering her speed then paralyzed her on the last trapping turn
Haven: moans as the paralysis takes hold of her Mmmph~❤️❤️❤️
The Electro Ball hits Haven making her wet herself
Haven: I-I just got this for Alphabittle.. You’ll p-pay for this crime~ A-aaahhh~❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Chandler: whispers Hantaiiii, Waifuu~
Pipp: to herself Ew, why did I chase this creep and get Mom involved? Could’ve just listened to Zipp and let that be our problem.. But no, now Mom is playing Tennis for her life..
The cameras blast Supermoves by Overseer
Chandler: Come out the closet, Pipp.~ Can’t hide forever~ uses Sacred Saber (Mental)
Pipp: throws her garter in his direction then flies up and uses Feather Dance to tire him out Why did I keep this move for this weeb? Uses Kirrah Pecha while Chandler was distracted and he falls in love with Pipp
Chandler: Hmmmmmm.. does a familiar stance as Pipp notices a Sonic Kunai coming out of his palm
Pipp makes a shocked face as she slowly backs away
Kunai: So what do you do? First, you say, “YES, give me more, Daddy~” and then you-
Chandler: extends his hand out COME-
And that’s how Pipp got captured, she came on camera in front of everyone; Mwah, good night everybody. No? Fine, I’ll drag it out cause you want more Pipp. You actually thought that’s how it ended?
Rewinds
Kunai: So what do you do? First, you say, “YES, give me more, Daddy~” and then you-
Chandler: extends his hand out COME HERE! The Kunai and chain follows Pipp
Pipp: HOLY BUCK! “She flies around the trees in the forest to draw the chain to its end*
Haven: Shed Skin heals her paralysis Finally, free of Shock Prison and paralysis-
Pipp: MOM, RUN!
The chain wraps around Haven’s wings
Hitch: We have to help them! Starts running
Zipp: Hitch, wait-
Hitch: I’m healed enough, let’s go!
Alphabittle: I’m coming! follows then backtracks as the screen shows the chain tying Haven’s hindlegs spread and her forelegs together I’ll catch up.. face turns red Noice~ approaches the screen
Haven: Alphabittle, if you’re done wackering.. You can help me now, plz~
Haven hears someone yelling “GET OFF THE SCREEN YOU SICKO!” and “DON’T LICK THE SCREEN!”
Haven: blushes realizing where he’s licking ALPHABITTLE, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! NOT IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE! Struggles YOU’RE GOING TO GET IT WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, BAD ALPHIE!
Zipp: drags Alphabittle by his ear Ok, hard d_ck.. Let’s go..
Haven: groans One set of bondage for another..
Sonichu: sees the chain around him as well Pipp, you are a clever girl.. I can’t move either. Shrugs
Chandler: GET OVER HERE!
The chain chases Pipp around 1 more tree and drags Chandler forward 3 steps showing its end
Kunai: Most important, you build.. that body, you practice.. that body, you work.. that body, work.. that body, be sure you don’t hurt.. Nobody.
Chandler: I SAID, pulls the Kunai and chain back to him GET THE BUCK OVER HERE!
Pipp runs further away as Chandler follows, Haven and Sonichu are sent spinning and staggering after being untied
Alphabittle: BABE! sees Sonichu on top of Haven LEAVE MY QUEEN ALONE! Gets him off of her and knocks him out Haven.. hugs her tight
Haven: My sweet prince, Alphie~ hugs back
Alphabittle: Are you still mad at me for-
Haven: I can’t stay mad at you, you made up for it by saving me. I don’t want to think about what that hedgehog would’ve done if his stagger wore off before mine. Snuggles But, next time.. Do that in a private setting.
They kiss
Hitch, Zipp, Izzy, Shantae, Rarity and the audience: AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
Back at the Kolosseum
Opaline: Give up yet? I thought dinosaurs were stronger than dragons.. Are you in love with the earth pony now, is that why you’re holding back?
Me: I let you beat me up on purpose.. gets up When I use Execution at 1 HP.. eyes dilate as I get Reptile’s voice I ALWAYSSSS AIM FOR THE NECK!
Elijah lunges at Opaline but Shao Khan hammers his ribs from underneath sending him flying back like Piccolo after being socked by Cell
Shao Kahn: sees Sunny and Misty get in front Save your energy. You should too, Opaline. Walks away with Opaline
Misty and Sunny check on Elijah to see if he’s ok
Me: I’ll be fine..
Misty: You’re hurt! Bandages my chest
Sunny: Poor baby, come here *hugs me and snuggles” You’ll be ok-
Pipp: feels Chandler hit her in the back with his racket then cuff her hands behind her back with one arm over and the other under after returning to human form from exhaustion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sunny, Misty and Elijah rush toward her scream
Zipp: Pipp?
Haven and Alphabittle: Oh no..
Hitch: PIPP!
Further in the forest, Chandler opens a portal on a boulder
Music: Requiem For a Dream (Lux Aeterna)
Pipp: screaming HEEEEELLLP! Struggles
Chandler puts one hand in Pipp’s pants and the other up her shirt while dragging her toward the portal
Pipp: screams louder while resisting LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOO!
The whole group pulls up
Hitch and Zipp: STOP!
Me: You’re a coward, Chandler! Where do you think you’re taking Pipp with that MS Paint lookin’ a__ portal?
Chandler: I once again hereby exercise my right to EDP; I’ll eat… Zipp’s! (Lol, wrong sister; He already tried Zipp and failed. I’m not editing that out, I’m keeping that in. XD) I’ll eat… Pipp’s!
Zipp: If it’s me you’re after, I’ll go with you in my sister’s place.. I won’t fight you.
Hitch: stops her No Zipp, you mean too much to me to be in his possession again. She blushes Chandler, I’ll take you on in Pipp’s place!
Chandler: Worry not about your dear friends, Master Hitch Trailblazer; As far as Zipp and Pipp are concerned, I’m just simply switching up positions.. Just like I promised.
Pipp: screams again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Music: Intro to Positions by Arianna Grande sped up
Chandler puts his hand in Pipp’s shirt over her mouth and drags her into the portal
The portal closes
Sunny, Izzy and Misty: PIPP!
Haven: cries into Alphabittle’s chest My poor daughter..
Alphabittle: We’ll save her, I promise.
Zipp: NOOOOO! hits the ground I was supposed to protect my sister..
The group turns to Elijah for any strategy to save Pipp
Me: He used a portal.. I can’t provide further assistance.. I’m sorry. I’m now institutionalized since we lost Pipp.. That was the deal with Hitch.
My mind: Oh, NOW you shut up; The 1 time they actually need your help, you have nothing to say.. X_X
Hitch: I’m sorry too. Pulls out the muzzle
Zipp: Hitch, wait.. Don’t muzzle him yet. Gets up Here’s a new deal, help me save Pipp and we’ll drop the charges and bounty from Maretime Bay to Zephyr Heights. Plz, Pipp has said nothing but great things about you. I know you can still help us.
Hitch: If you know Outworld, this is your chance to prove it. I won’t muzzle you if you can give us a lead. If we can beat Chandler, we can save Pipp and bring back Spike and Sparky.
Me: I only know 1/5 of it since my universe was merged. Shantae and I have very limited knowledge when it merges like this..
Shantae: Elijah, you’re a sniffer.. Right?
Me: Yeah.. Why do you ask?
Shantae: holds a torn garter near me This is Pipp’s battle torn garter, smell it.
Zipp: You know more about Chandler than any of us on this team.
Izzy: Without the Pikachu Sonic, he has no way to fend off other attackers.. I should’ve been the one he kidnapped cause I studied him during the whole fight. There also maybe Sonichu disguises to make us fit right in.
Me: sniffs Pipp’s garter and smells Chandler’s energy I think I have an idea of where he went. Sunny, remember bringing Opaline’s castle down on her?
Sunny: Is that where he took her?
Zipp: SHE’S IN THE RUINS?!
Me: No, the castle itself; Chandler regained his super form after convincing Discord to give him the Super Emeralds then turned on him by snapping him to dust. In that form, he’s not bound to the laws of logic or reality for any matter. As long as he’s Super Chandler, he can do whatever he wants and never follow universal logic if he doesn’t care to.
Misty: So we’re just Chris Chan’s play things and sex toys?
Me: In his current form, yes. We have to shatter the Emeralds. Knuckles is dead too, so he can’t take them back. After regaining his super form, Chandler reconstructed Opaline’s castle and rebranded it, The Emperor’s Astle..
Izzy chuckles from the name
Hitch: The Emperor’s A__hole?
Zipp: ARE YOU SH_TTING ME?!
Me: I wish that was a joke, but it’s not.. Look. Points at the fireworks
Fireworks: ChandlerxPipp wedding in 12 Hours! Who ain’t got no b_tches?
Zipp: HEY, DON’T CALL MY SISTER A B_TCH, YOU’RE THE B_TCH; B_TCH!
Will Zipp and the Purple Dragon Rescue Team save Pipp Petals in time? I dunno.. But little do they know that Hasbro already has the corpses of Spike and Sparky and puts ninja masks over their mouths
Hasbro President: Oh no, this guy’s too badass!
Hasbro Grunt 1: It’s that Dinosaur Elijah again, isn’t it?
Hasbro Grunt 2: Who did he almost decapitate this time?
Hasbro President: Opaline, we need to rez-erect Spike and Sparky to stop him from killing Opaline and have her defeat be the same in all timelines; Including fan productions.
Hasbro Grunt 1: Give Opaline a metal neck brace if he always aims for the neck- Oh wait, Fire Fang and Flame Claw..
Hasbro Grunt 2: A collar that shocks the attacker- Wait, Light Affinity.. There’s no other answer for Opaline’s defeat in this timeline but Elijah decapitating her with Execution at 1 HP.
Hasbro Grunt 1: Fair point, Elijah’s jaw is a guillotine at low health when using that move. No wonder Queen Haven wants him to be her First Constable.
Hasbro President: Put Spike and Sparky on the Rez-erect Table to make Sparky awake and Spike erect once more. The grunts lay Spike and Sparky in front of him Spike, Sparky Sparkaroni.. Turn down the lights, close your eyes and feel the energy flow through you, Chilly bo Chilly bo Chilly bo…. Spike and Sparky become their human ninja forms as he builds up his yell FIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
Spike and Sparky wake up and head towards their objective targets
To be continued…
