The terible crossover fanfic Challenge

This was a forum thread way early in its creation. I’m putting a challenge on it. This site gives you two things that you should crossover and a plot device. The challenge for you is too make a synopsis with what it give you. Rule that it has to make some sense. Also post what you got with your synopsis.

Well, by pure happenstance, this is the result I got:
 
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Silent Hill and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!
 
Well, here’s my synopsis: Bery Punch drinks to escape the problems she faces in her life- no friends, lousy job, parents who hate her and so forth. One day, she gets a letter from her family saying that her mother has died, and that she needs to attend the funeral. She doesn’t want to, but because her little sister who she loves dearly asked her, she heads out. But after only a short time on the road, a fog rolls in and she becomes hopelessly lost. Eventually, she stumbles on a small, seemingly abandoned town called… Silent Hill. And within, she fights horrible monsters representing her alcoholism, and her hatred of her parents.

@Silent_Witness  
Wow you might have gotten it easy.
 
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Twilight Zone and Totally Spies. The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device!
 
 
I know barely know anything about TS so this will be hard.  
Synopsis:  
Jerry has been captured and presumably killed on his last mission. The girls end up in the last place they saw him. They figure out they cant leave the building. They meet three similar girls whom they have to solve problems for them to be able to leave.

should have expected this thread to be dead being in the Fanfiction section.

@Dr Outback  
I think I made this long ago, but it’s dead by now.
 
Anyways: “Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metallica and Soul Calibur. The story should use teaching kids to say no to drugs as a plot device!”
 
Synopsis: James Hetfield and Siegfried Schatauffen join forces to stop a drug cartel headed by Dave Mustane and Nightmare. Basically, a more metal All Star Cartoon to the Rescue.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Joe Biden and Cinderella. The story should use a promotion at work as a plot device!”
 
Challenge Accepted.
 
 
Synopsis: Joe Biden is the prince. And Cinderella get promoted from work Servent to Helping Biden make his day by marrying him in a great ball.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining GI Joe and Robocop. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!”
 
That’s actually pretty badass!
 
Synopsis: Tired of constant failure, Cobra Commander thought of an idea to use stronger troops out of the GI Joes’ genes. The plan went smoothly and the Joes resort to recruiting more members for help. One man stepped up to the task, and his name was Alex Murphy, willing to serve to fight Cobra and end their terrorism for good.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Reddit and Jurassic Park. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!”
 
LOL
 
Synopsis:Reddit goes to Jurassic Park to hold the annual Dash Con.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Slenderman and Harvest Moon. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!”
 
Okay, um… Deep in the unidentified woods of wherever Slenderman lives, Slenderman settles down to begin life as a simple farmer and not drag people away for unknowable reasons.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining They Might Be Giants and PewDiePie. The story should use cooking crystal meth as a plot device!”
 
I feel like this is some elaborate joke at Pewds’ expense, oh well.
 
Synopsis: After the success he gained for his Let’s Plays, PewDiePie decided he would live his life the Walter White way, but nobody knows except the band, They Might Be Giants, who were on a tour to Sweden and caught him in the act. Who’s side will you root for?

Should I be a shameless whore and advertise since this thread’s not getting enough love?

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shaun of the Dead and Iron Chef. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!”
 
Synopsis: Shaun decides to enter into the Iron Chef competition in the UK. It is the first one where one of the challenger chefs is a very tough cooking robot. Shaun doesn’t trust it.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining One Piece and Garfield. The story should use bondage as a plot device!”
 
Oh boy, I can already tell that this is going to be funny.
 
Synopsis: Boa Hancock abducts John for her sex dungeon full of bondage gear. Garfield doesn’t notice until his lasagna was too late and he goes off to find John and Odie came along for the ride.

@Ore-O  
The most baffling thing is that it’s John out of all guys.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scrubs and Slenderman. The story should use possession by Satan as a plot device!
 
Seems doable.
 
Synopsis: Perry has been possessed by Satan doing Excorsist things while Slendy and the Janitor look on in amusement.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Resident Evil and Nancy Drew. The story should use body switching as a plot device!”
 
This’ll be good. Anyway, synopsis: Nancy Drew is investigating… some case or another. In order to attempt the foil her investigation, the bad guy uses some sort of curse to switch her mind with another person somewhere on Earth. Unfortunately, Nancy Drew switches minds with, of all people, Chris Redfield. So it’s up to Chris to finish solving the case, in his usual boulder-punching ways.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Assassin’s Creed and Rocko’s Modern Life. The story should use marriage as a plot device!”
 
Well shit.
 
I know about Rocko’s Modern Life but I don’t know about Assassin’s Creed.
 
I know what it is but I can’t afford the game.
 
 
I did it again and got:
 
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monster Garage and South Park. The story should use bondage as a plot device!”
 
What the fuck is Monster Garage

@Artcast Nyans  
Welcome to the club. And I have no idea, maybe you should try again till you get something that clicks with you. Or makes you laugh/disgusted.
 
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Joe Biden and Atlas Shrugged. The story should use living on a farm as a plot device!”
 
This might be fun.
 
Synopsis: Joe Biden and John Galt are living together like brothers on a farm. Although Joe still is bitter about GOP stealing his position and John making incredibly long speeches about mundane things, they still got along. This is a tale of their lives.

@Artcast Nyans  
oh man Monster Garage. That takes me back. It was a show where a team of people would have a week to transform a car into something. I can totally see a crossover with that and South Park.

@Ore-O  
@Dr Outback  
I’ll search for what Monster Garage is.
 
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Homestuck and Azumanga Daioh. The story should use marriage as a plot device!”
 
And I’ll search for what Azumanga Daioh is

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Batman and Cowboy Bebop. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!”
 
Man, I just keep getting awesome ones.
 
Anyway: Spike and crew raid a Syndicate base in the asteroid belt while tracking down a bounty. Within, they find Batman, cryogenically frozen after a battle with Mister Freeze many years ago. They free him, and agrees to help them find their bounty, in exchange for their help in taking down Syndicate influence in the region. So, they fight together, kicking all kinds of ass. It turns out the Syndicate had extracted DNA from Batman while he was frozen, and used it to create clones of him to serve as their enforcers. Learning this, Batman destroys the Syndicate base, and takes to the stars as a vigilante, taking down crime wherever it might appear in the Solar System.

@Silent_Witness  
Nice!  
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Oregon Trail and Super Mario Bros.. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!”
 
This is gonna be funny!
 
Synopsis: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Wario, and Waluigi go on a trip to Oregon to find a new place to buy land for the Mushroom Kingdom. Hilarity and Dysentery ensues. And Wario is destined to get the dysentery first. Think on that. Also, they are destined to always ford the rivers, always.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Twilight Zone and Scooby Doo. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!”
 
Oh yeah
 
Synopsis:Scooby and the Gang enter a Rock Band tournament. But soon discover that they are short a drummer. Since their Drummer disappeared?

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and South Park. The story should use murder as a plot device!”
 
This is gonna be fun…
 
Synopsis: A flying bus comes to South Park, and as usual, it lands on Kenny and kills him. “Oh my god, the bus killed Kenny!” “You bastards!” Then, more people are killed for some stupid reason after they travel on the bus for a while. The survivors are Tweek, Craig, Wendy, Kyle, and Cartman. They travel with the Magic School Bus while trying to not get killed and trying to find out who the killer is. After traveling through many items and places, they find out the killer was dead.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Deadpool and The Bible. The story should use marriage as a plot device!”
 
We’re doing it, man. We’re making this happen. I mean, it’s Deadpool. He’s got infinite potential.
 
Synopsis: Wade “Deadpool” Wilson was thrown into a portal in time to around the time where Jesus was not born yet and he ran into Mary. She mistook Deadpool for Joseph and procedures to marry him and give birth to Jesus. Deadpool raised Jesus. Let that settle in for a moment.