Waifu Thread

Hi all! Sorry, I’ve been gone way too long. I just staved off killing myself to finish my summer classes. So I at least have a break before September. But good news! I found a eternal waifu #3…
 

 

 

 
Since I’ve been gone for so long, I’ve got to give a refresher.
 
2nd waifu  

 

 

 
Top Waifu  

 

 
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@drumpowa  
:P

Which?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Who’s she?

@XxMobianEquinexX  
Elisa Maza.  
Go watch Gargoyles.

@XxMobianEquinexX  
What @Prof.NightJack said. Seriously underrated cartoon from the 90’s.

@XxMobianEquinexX
 
@Prof.NightJack  
Fun fact: With Elisa Maza, Gargoyles was one of the first cartoons to feature a black woman (well, half-Native half-black) as its main human character.

@TheHappySpaceman  
<3
 
One of my all-time favorite cartoons.
 

 
She was also hot.
 
 
@TheHappySpaceman  

 
[citation needed]

It’s ok. They’re humanized.  
 
 

@Spritejunkee  
No one cares if they’re humanized or not

@trashboat  
Wait, people stick their dick in plants?

@drumpowa  
I really wouldn’t be surprised if people want to fuck the plant Pokemon yeah

@Spritejunkee  
You think them nit being humanized would stop AJF?

@drumpowa  
You pure thing, you.

I mean, I want to fuck this  
 
So yeah.

@Dragonpone  
Oh, I’m not as pure as you think, I have seen people have sex with their cars. I just didn’t think we have this far as a species, I’m both amazed and troubled.

@trashboat  

 
I have seen beastiality videos, so that doesn’t faze me. E,g. I was researching paraphilia and all the types and going on sites that cater, just for curiosity before finding a site where (NSFL)||one person had multiple photos of dog animal abuse, to wit, bound and its muzzle duct taped the dogs was being raped ||

@SquiggyBomb  
wut

@drumpowa
 
I’ve read news stories about people attempting to fuck pumpkins and watermelons.

@AppleJackFrost  
You’re a plant-poke freak. :P

@Prof.NightJack  

Even tho im not as interested in Adventure Time like back in 2010 - 2013
 
But Bubble Gum was a favorite of mine and Marcline
 

@Xari  
I could never get into Adventure Time. Mostly because Adventure Time was dog garbage.