Based on the Chinese comic panels from Old Master Q Comics Collection Series 4, pg 34-37
 
You might be thinking, WHY IN THE HECK WOULD YOU DO THAT, LIMEY?! SHE’S JUST A KID!!
 
Let’s see, how does the song go again? OH RIGHT!!
 
Rihanna’s Umbrella Song
 
BECAUSE!!!!  
When you go whine, I whine and weather  
Scold you for being a total bother  
Fed up of you ruining my fun weekends  
Took an rope, gonna tie up any loose ends
 
Now that it’s paining more than ever  
Since that were stuck living with each other  
You can wrap around my umbrella  
You can wrap around my umbrella
 
(Ella ella heh heh heh)  
Trap within my umbrella  
(Ella ella heh heh heh)  
You are so dumb, ma bella  
(Ella ella heh heh heh)  
Whacked me with-a umbrella  
(Ella ella heh heh heh heh eh-eh?)
 
Is that clear enough to you?
 
If so, then get outta here! I wanna finish my soup in peace!
 
Reference: Little Pinkie Pie design by quizia
 
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