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How to piss off a girl in a same-sex relationship 101: Tell them that, despite whatever love and commitment they have together, it’s just because they just haven’t had the RIGHT dick yet.

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@TexasUberAlles  
Twilight Sparkle here in your picture needs to learn to be more of a gentlemare.
 
Applejack: Twi! That’s violence against stallions!!
 
It’s Equestria’s gender view after all.
Helios_Five
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@Dirty Bit  
Oh right yeah alcohol probably helps with that as does a few hard smacks to the face.
 
Personally I wouldn’t have known I was bi if I hadn’t been unwittingly seduced during a tabletop rp ship after I had previously said I was completely straight. So to give a different perspective on this.
 
Granted I had consented to experimenting at the time. I wanted to see if I could believably rp a gay character. This is different and unasked for.
 
Plus again She’s in a relationship.
 
Edit Also came to mind that since straight is the normal most gays/lesbians probably experimented with trying for straight romances before they came out and found out it wasn’t for them. The opposite is probably way rarer.
Dirty Bit
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That's him, officer
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@Coaldust
 
Brave men with lots of endurance.
 
Brave as in stupid and by endurance, I mean enough pain tolerance to deal with a few smacks to the face (Unless they get met with alcoholic beverages, instead)
miggs86

Okay, to be honest, whenever I see this, I cringe. My sister is a lesbian and I see it all the time when me, she and her wife are out, and it’s… I dunno, I really feel embarassed for the guys :P
Helios_Five
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Well. There are bisexual people. Just because someone has or has had a same sex relationship doesn’t mean they are only homosexually attracted. But he could put it in a better way.  
I have noted that attraction between sexes for bisexual people need not be the same for both genders. A given bisexual might be attracted physically directly to one gender but only get a physical attraction to the other gender first after getting to know them.
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友情は魔法だ
Added vulgar to the tags due to the prevalence of dicks, both in the comments, as well as in the image. Dick away, everypony.
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@Mike  
I’m a D&D/fantasy nut that sits in front of a computer all day, so playing WoW wouldn’t help at all. I also don’t have much in terms of spending cash.
Meanlucario
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
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Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
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Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

Time to get spooky
@Mike  
Ah, that game. My friend love that game and knows the lore very well. He even offered to let me try it out on his account, but his father told him not to since “it would be like giving a guy on cocaine heroin”.