[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

@gg666  
I would say I hope this makes Apple look at the microtransaction policy, but I know it won’t.

this is the future of gaming sadly…

@gg666  
$0.99 to remove 20-minute opening cutscene.

Now training N’s Sandile. I got one with neutral nature and Moxie. Jolly would have been preferred, but hey, free Sandile with uber IVs and a great ability.

@aceofscarabs  
I remember one of my friends had a Krookodile with Moxie. He found a Ditto that he wanted to catch, but it copied his Kookodile. Once his Krookodile died, it was all over.

@Apokalypse  
Moxie is a beast in PVP, but you don’t want Ditto to copy it. I has a Lonely Gyarados I raised from a Dream World Magikarp with Moxie and it is a BEAST.

@Apokalypse  
he found the legendary “imposter” ditto and lost it?!  
whoa…that sucks…

remember kids, when you are trying to catch a ditto bring a level 1 pokeman, make the ditto copy it, send someone with false swipe and done!

 
Zuh?

@Klonoahedgehog  

 
 
WTF IS THIS?!

@Klonoahedgehog  

 
Wat da hell

Looks like they mixed up an event cartridge with whatever was supposed to be in there.
 
I guess this means you’ve got plenty of event legendaries to distribute now, whichever one they are.

@SBF1  
It’s not mine. .~. I wish it was.

maybe that is a beta cartrige?

damnit, accidental double post.

I found out, it’s a cartridge that store employees use for events.

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/04/25/get-deoxys-for-pokemon-black-2-and-white-2-next-month/
 
I’ve always wanted a Deoxys.

Sweet, I have 3 Gen V cartridges ready to snap up 1 Deoxys each :D

I’ve got both Black and Black 2 ready.

@igotnopicks  
I wonder if any of those accidentally got leaked to the public.

@SeraphimDawn  
I’m sure there’s been a few inattentive employees that have accidentally sold those. And I’m sure they work somewhere different now.

Damn i just completely Destroyed Lance in Soul Silver!  
I Fire spinned, confused, cursed AND paralyzed hi’s team in one go! It was awesome!

@Klonoahedgehog  
Made me think of this

Bah, that’s nothin’. You wanna see a real sweep?
 
I wonder if it’s self-deprecating to show off my failures, but hoo boy, you cannot even begin to imagine.

http://cheezburger.com/7412247296#comments
 
Now you see why I don’t watch the recent episodes? Calls Ash a kid, does something like this…
 
Misty was competent because she was already a gym leader.  
May and Dawn were clumsy at first, but were quick learners.
 
Iris… Gen 5 looks to be nearing the end and shes still an idiot.