Crazy Headcanons

@Cosmas-the-Explorer  
Wow

Abyssinians declared war to Equestrians and came close to winning because the latter use cat’s as pets, fancy skins, experiments, food, and other crazy stuff.
 
Changelings also declared war because Princess Celestia accidentally stepped on an nymph in one of her visits, in the end Celestia was forgiven, the nymph was undamaged (I guess their bug properties make them inmune to squishes? Magic) and was taken to rides, visits to the castle, and other stuff as compensation. The nymph it’s one of Celestia’s best friends right now.
 
Oh. And Thorax was drunk…

@Background Pony #3B48  
He only had one cider. Thorax is a lightweight.

@Brass Beau  

 
A-huh. Sure sure. Put the cider down.

Celestia is actually really short. She’s just really good at pretending.

@Dustcan  

 
Princess Smallestia.
 

@Background Pony #6F7B  
Pony size is based entirely on how other ponies percieve you? No wonder the CMC never grow.

All (rein)deers in Equestria are drafted on a specific night of the year for a specific task. It’s their way of fighting Windigos. ;-)

Any headcanons of Celestia and Luna after Twilight coronation? You don’t hear much of these two, and, quite frankly? They were one of my favourite characters in the show. The sweet, sweet loving Celestia and the adorkable Luna. ^{Damn, I gotta try weed…}
 
 
@DarkObsidian  
Take the (Rein) out and you got straight up racism.
 
“Hi, you are a deer?”  
“Yes? Why?”  
“YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED BY THE POWER OF THE DIARCHY TO FIGHT WINDIGOS”  
“W-wuh…”
 
(No offense of course :D)

@FliegerFaustToP47  
“But I’m not even part of your kingdom!”  
“Your home has been temporarily annexed. Now put on this bridle.”

@Brass Beau  
B-but I’ve already served three years!

@Brass Beau  

 
oof. accurate, but still. oof.

@Background Pony #6F7B
 

 
 
@FliegerFaustToP47
 
I agree, anybody has headcanons of the two best og princesses in FIM?

@Brass Beau  

 
There is an image, but I can’t find it, in which someone made the connection between this and Orks in Warhammer 40K. Celestia says “I’z the biggest, so I’z in charge, ya gits!”

@Background Pony #6F7B  

 
This one?

@Background Human  
Take this, add the “Celestia encouraged ponies to avoid the night to undermine Luna” headcanon and set it in a Fallout universe. I might actually read fanfiction if that existed.

@Background Pony #6F7B  
I heard da sounds of a WAAAAAGH!!! an came az fast as my red buggy culd take me!

@Communist Starlight  
u needz uh bloo wun. bloo horz iz faztest

@Brass Beau  
the universe is biggest boom! not if we can change it!

@Vortaxonus  
We can make moar dakka den even da big boom!
 
 
@Brass Beau  
Dat’s what da humies call “herusee”

@Communist Starlight  
Datz whud ah sed. Bloo horzee fast. Horzee weard. Red horzee stronk.

@Brass Beau  
Me no do ork good

What it’s going on?  
Can anybody tell me where’s the weed stash that everyone seems ti have raided?

@Background Pony #3B48  
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

@Vortaxonus  
And I’ve never read a Warhammer book. It’s all osmosis my friend.  
Back to the question of perception, it could also explain why the Cake Twins never age, either. That said, can perception have an effect on the aging process of ponies?