Deputy Mare: ……well, no time like the present. If we don’t hear you back in 3 days, we’ll be coming right over there at full force….

…..Best of luck, Misty……and uhh…..try not to get yourself cremated….

Opaline: Ugh!

[door opens]

Opaline: Oof! There you are!

Fire-horn Henchmare: WHAT IN THE BUCKINGHAM TOOK YOU SO LONG??!! I was gettin’ REAL tired of Opaline—I MEAN—of you gripin’ all day long! Where is that mane brush you stole from her??!!

And what the BUCK is with that mane-do??!

Opaline: I’m behind on my scheming! I’ve had all these ideas and nopony to take notes! Obscene!

Fire-horn Henchmare: Better get your quill and scroll papers ready, because she’s gotta long shoppin’ list of errands for you to run!

Misty: Sorry, Opaline. I was—

Opaline: What’s this? [growls]

Fire-horn Henchmare: UUUGGGH, YOU KNOW I’m allergic to snow flowers, you pop-tart nag!! Are you TRYING to tick me off??

Opaline: And what has happened to your mane? It’s all purple and pink and… different. Ugh!

Fire-horn Henchmare: Did you fell into a vat of glimmerberries at the brewery or something???

Misty: Uh… Oh! Heh. That! Yeah! I… fell into a flower bush! An enchanted one! Grown with Earth pony flora magic! It instantly changed my mane! Ugh! Those cursed ponies got me again!

Fire-horn Henchmare: UUGGGH, what a shame! I would’ve wished you fell into a brewery vat, so I can look for a crate full of glimmerberry champagne for Opaline to get tanked on!

Opaline: Ugh, you clumsy girl. Now, chop-chop! I have plots to plan!

Fire-horn Henchmare: Get your fat flank over here before it roast it over an open fire pit!

Misty: You’re by my side, and I won’t let you down.

[record scratch]

Opaline:

Fire-horn Henchmare:

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Castle Guard: Hurry, Miss! You really don’t want to keep them waiting!

Your mane looks great, by the way.