GoldenOshy1250 
@LordFlareon
Golden Shoes: umm no sorry I just arrived here to get some art commision to Izzy I apologise
Golden Shoes: umm no sorry I just arrived here to get some art commision to Izzy I apologise
MYMC05E2: Family Trees, Pt. 1 Reaction Script (B): Mane Six flies over to Bridlewood
LordFlareon 
Hitch Trailblazer: —this is so unlike the usual, off-the-walls-with-energy Sparky…Deputy Mare: Siiiiiggghhh…..as much as I do love a break from Sparky burning all my paperwork—–it’s—actually kinda—sad–and–pitiful—to see him waste away like a––ancient withering skeleton——Uhhhhh, not that it matters to ME!! I’m only concerned because I need him as a valuable witness for our court case!
You don’t have to hide the truth from us, Deputy. We can see it in your eyes. 😉
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Hitch Trailblazer: —this is so unlike the usual, off-the-walls-with-energy Sparky…Deputy Mare: Siiiiiggghhh…..as much as I do love a break from Sparky burning all my paperwork—–it’s—actually kinda—sad–and–pitiful—to see him waste away like a––ancient withering skeleton——Uhhhhh, not that it matters to ME!! I’m only concerned because I need him as a valuable witness for our court case!You don’t have to hide the truth from us, Deputy. We can see it in your eyes. 😉
Deputy Mare: Don’t make this weird!
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Misty: [chomps] That is… incredible!
Rebel Activist: (Eats macarons) Hmmmmm…..calendula!
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Zipp Storm: Taste can unlock new pathways in the brain.
Professor: Right you are, Detective! The hippocampus has a funny way of interconnecting your olfactories, taste buds and long-term reward centres! There’s even a scientific formula to bake the perfect brain booster from the Friendship Archives!
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Zipp Storm: Are these treats making you think of anything new?
Misty: It’s making me think… I need more! [crunching]
Zipp Storm: [groans]
Inspector Mare: Oh my hoofness! Are the conditions back at the lair THAT terribly neglectful??
Now that I think back on it, I never seen any rooms in the castle that resemble a kitchen during that raid…
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Zipp Storm: These crystals gotta spark something in you!
Professor: Those aren’t piezo-electric, right? I don’t wanna be near anything that can fry my phone!
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Sunny Starscout: Here, Sparky. Try holding this bliss-quartz.
Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgling]
Professor: Oh my…not even a nibble?
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Izzy Moonbow: Ooh, good eye, Sunny! Bliss-quartz boosts up positive energy! And helps you see things clearly.
[mimicking echo] Clearly… clearly… clearly…
Professor: How about I make you see my frustration clearly by shoving those crystals directly into your eyeballs??
LordFlareon
Izzy Moonbow: Ooh, good eye, Sunny! Bliss-quartz boosts up positive energy! And helps you see things clearly.[mimicking echo] Clearly… clearly… clearly…Professor: How about I make you see my frustration clearly by shoving those crystals directly into your eyeballs??
Well, someone’s being overdramatic
…clearly.
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Izzy Moonbow: Ooh, good eye, Sunny! Bliss-quartz boosts up positive energy! And helps you see things clearly.[mimicking echo] Clearly… clearly… clearly…Professor: How about I make you see my frustration clearly by shoving those crystals directly into your eyeballs??Well, someone’s being overdramatic…clearly.
Professor: Seriously, her gag’s got whiskers older than the deceased Abyssinian empire!
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Misty: It feels… nice?
Zipp Storm: Aaaaand?
Misty: And it’s so… pretty?
Inspector Mare: Hmmm, not so sure about that, but they DO make excellent spark plugs for the Marestream
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Sunny Starscout: Just go easy on her.
Zipp Storm: I am, but we’re running out of time.
Rebel Activist: We’ll go through EVERY venue and street in Bridlewood as quickly as we can, okay Detective? We’ll stay here for the whole day and night if we have to….
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Zipp Storm: Misty! Are you okay?
[shimmering]
Sunny Starscout: Look! Her cutie mark!
Zipp Storm: It worked! You had another vision, didn’t you?
Misty: Uh… I don’t think it was a vision. It felt like… a memory.
Izzy Moonbow: A memory? You mean… [gasps] Maybe you are from Bridlewood?
Inspector Mare: That’s a bit too early to tell, Miss Moonbow.
Deputy Mare: That tree swing could look like all the other swings in Bridlewood, but might had been located at a different part of the forest!
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Zipp Storm: Uh, who were you with?
Misty: I want to know, but I just don’t—
Zipp Storm: You must remember something from your fillyhood! Before Opaline? Just think!
Misty: I don’t want to anymore!
Sunny Starscout: It’s okay, Misty. You don’t have to have all the answers right now.
Professor: We all can’t expect the answers to literally fall right out of the sky, or pop out from an open door!
Inspector Mare: As the official investigators of Maretime Bay, it’s up to US to figure out the mysteries based on evidence and their best deductions!
Maybe we should try asking these unicorns around…
Deputy Mare: Half the town is probably half-baked on whatever flora they grow in Bridlewood! I doubt we’ll get any REAL clear answers…
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Izzy Moonbow: Wheeee! Whoa!
[crash]
Professor: IZZY, stop foolin’ around!! That slide will give you rump splinters!!!
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Hitch Trailblazer: —find something even more powerful than bliss-quartz to help Sparky!
Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgling]
Deputy Mare: Can’t we just feed him some caffeine already and get this over with??!
Inspector Mare: GGASSSPP, SISTER! You KNOW it’s bad to feed coffee to a baby!! For SHAME!
Deputy Mare: OH, and giving him a “MAGIC” crystal isn’t out of the question for you crackpots??
LordFlareon
Hitch Trailblazer: —find something even more powerful than bliss-quartz to help Sparky!Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgling]Deputy Mare: Can’t we just feed him some caffeine already and get this over with??!Inspector Mare: GGASSSPP, SISTER! You KNOW it’s bad to feed coffee to a baby!! For SHAME!Deputy Mare: OH, and giving him a “MAGIC” crystal isn’t out of the question for you crackpots??
If you ask me, I don’t think she could care less what it does to him, Inspector.
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Hitch Trailblazer: —find something even more powerful than bliss-quartz to help Sparky!Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgling]Deputy Mare: Can’t we just feed him some caffeine already and get this over with??!Inspector Mare: GGASSSPP, SISTER! You KNOW it’s bad to feed coffee to a baby!! For SHAME!Deputy Mare: OH, and giving him a “MAGIC” crystal isn’t out of the question for you crackpots??If you ask me, I don’t think she could care less what it does to him, Inspector.
Inspector Mare: Funny ironic thing here is that she used to have a dog who went by that exact same name, and she treated him more kindly like any kin folk!
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