MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance

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Blaize: Okay then, ponies. You say that you aren’t with this evil dragon-napper pony—
Professor: HONEST, it’s the truth!! We swear to Princess Twilight!
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Dragon Dragoon: ALL ye prancin’ princess ponies be sleepin’ in tombs, lassies!!! As far as can see, ye could be workin’ as runner boys and girls for yer mare, scoutin’ for our hideouts to kidnap more of our kin!
Zipp Storm: May the record show that Opaline is an Alicorn.
Sunny Starscout: But not all Alicorns are evil!
Professor: YEAH, just the artificially fake poser ones!! And that alicorn you just met—she wasn’t even an alicorn to BEGIN with, according my latest research!
Leaf: [skeptical tone] Mm-hmm.
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(Literally snaps) WELL YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO BE DRAGON-NAPPED BY AN EVIL ALICORN!!! AND THEN SHE MIND-CONTROL YOU TO DO WHATEVER SHE TELLS YOU TO DO TO THE POINT WHERE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY REAL FRIENDS!!!
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Luxxe: A HATCHLING?!
Blaize: If you aren’t dragon-nappers, then why do you have a baby dragon?!
Deputy Mare: Don’t look at me!! He’s the one who found him as an egg on the beach near our town!!
We’re not kidnappers nor traffickers, we’re the ones who are hired to deal with them—and have…
If you want to take him in, then by all means!!
I don’t even want this scaly orphan at our town!
Izzy Moonbow: That’s Sparky. Hitch found his egg back in Equestria and took care of him. He’s sort of Sparky’s dad now.
[Blaize slams her claw near Hitch]
Deputy Rocks: ADOPTIVE dad, to be precise here…
Dragon Dragoon: HAHRHHAHRAHAHRAHRAH, a fleckin’ sound stallion––being an oul feller to a drake??!! Don’t take a pish-posh out of me, ya gob-blight nags!!
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Hitch Trailblazer: [gulps] His pony dad! But really he’s my best friend and little deputy and… [chuckles nervously] …so much more!
[Sparky Sparkeroni gurgling]
Deputy Mare: …you don’t happen to know any dragon parent who might be lookin’ for their lost spawn, do you?
Tumble: Fry my tail. There hasn’t been a baby dragon around here in a volcano’s age! What?!
Professor: Volcano’s age??! That’s like–at most 2.5 million years!!!
––Or perhaps at least 40….
Rebel Mare: Oh no, did some other disaster wipe out the most of your dragon kind and forced you all to migrate to these isles??
Leaf: It’s like a miracle! A hatchling could restore shimmer to all of Scaly!
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[Sparky Sparkeroni kisses Hitch on the back of his neck]
Leaf, Luxxe, Fountain, and Tumble: Awwww!
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Dragon Dragoon: This is so fleckin’ barmy, Chief! Sure look, that poxy fella could be trainin’ him to traitor against our kin and clem these isles as the self-appointed pony ruler! What do ye suggest we do with the boyo drake?
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Luxxe: I don’t think these ponies are our enemies.
Blaize: [sighs] You’re too quick to trust, Luxxe. I still don’t understand why they came all the way out here.
Sunny Starscout: Because we want to stop all of Equestria from falling into a darkness so dark that we may lose the light of friendship forever!
Professor: **This is a matter of international security!!! ** Both of your friends are captured by Opaline, and only Princess Twilight and Celestia KNOWS what she could be doing to them right now!!
GASSSPPP, what if it’s too late?! What if she already sucked out all the energy out as we speak??!!!
Pipp Petals: (To Fountain) That would be baaaaad. Like, super baaaaad.
Butler: Quite absolutely indeed!
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Sunny Starscout: So please, dragon friends! Band together with us. Help us stop Opaline, restore the magic shimmer and kindness in all of Equestria, and rescue your fellow dragons that Opaline has taken!
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Dragon Dragoon: I dunno, Chieftain…even if they speak the truth, could these fur-boggers REALLY help us save our wayverns from that rotten oul wan blight-hawk??
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Blaize: We must first request approval from our leader, the Dragon Lord, to form a partnership with ponykind.
Professor: Dragon Lord???!! But I thought Miss Blaze is your chief!
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Dragon Dragoon: We ain’t a band of savage bandits, mud trotter! We dragons, drake or oul drake, all must abide to the dragon lord, or else face the wrath of his hail fyre!
I just call her chief, because she’s usually the kind who likes to take charge of our posse!
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Zipp Storm: Well, where can we find him? We don’t have all day!
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Inspector Mare: Time is of the ESSENCE! And our outlaw is gonna gobble ALL of that dry if we don’t hurry!
Misty: Technically we do. Because the Mare Stream is, well, broken. So we are kinda stuck here.
Zipp Storm: Oh. Yeah.
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Deputy Mare: ALL thanks to the PRINCESS of plunder busses!
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Rebel Mare: FOCUS, Deputy…
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Blaize: Follow us, little ponies. We will lead you to our ancient, much larger, much wiser, and much more secretive leader.
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Dragon Dragoon: Well, c’mon now! Don’t just stoop around ’ere like a banjaxed plith stone!!
It’ll be a gas for our pure class lord to see ye nags, pigeons and mickey-heads at his grand gaff!
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Izzy Moonbow: Uh, excuse me, Blaize. Might I make a suggestion?
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Professor: What is it NOW, Izzy?? If it’s another one of your stupid arts-and-crafts again—!
Izzy Moonbow: Uh, excuse me, Blaize. Might I make a suggestion? I was thinking maybe it would behoove us…
Misty: Clever!
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Butler: Classy!!!
Izzy Moonbow: Thank you! …to have some of us stay here to try and get the Mare Stream fixed in the meantime.
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Professor: You know what?? For once in your life, NOT such a bad idea after all!
Inspector, you stay with the Detective to figure out a way to bring this Marestream back online!
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Inspector Mare: Sounds like a good plan to me!
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Colt Twin: We would love to stay and help too, but….
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Filly Twin: We really wanna see and meet the Dragon Lord!!!
Sunny Starscout: Great idea, Izzy.
Pipp Petals: Yes, yes, yes! Izzy can craft a fix for the power source on the Mare Stream, and I will find some residual Pegasus Wi-Fi to make a call for help!
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Butler: Uhhh, not to burst your joyful bubble here, but this isle doesn’t exactly have the modern infrastructure to interact with your electronic devices, Princess…
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Misty: Um, I’ll stay, too.
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Rebel Mare: If Misty’s staying…then I’m staying too…
Blaize: [whispering]
Luxxe: And Leaf and I will stay here with you ponies. Not because we’re keeping an eye on you or anything.
[Blaize facepalms]
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Dragon Dragoon: YOU DAFT EEDJIT BLEEDIN’ BEOUR!!!
Professor: Wow….what an angry loudmouth….
Rebel Mare: Seriously??
Leaf: But because we love making jokes while others do work! [laughs]
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Dragon Dragoon: UUGGH, let us depart before I decide to gouge yer peepers out and drown you in quicksand for bein’ such ruddy buck morans…
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Hitch Trailblazer: Let’s get going! No reason for this to… drag-on!
[rim shot]
[Hitch Trailblazer laughs]
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Deputy Mare: I’m gonna DRAG-ONto a volcano and throw you in the lava, if you don’t stop insulting our foreign hosts!
Sparky Sparkeroni: [disapproving gurgle]
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Deputy Mare: You SEE???!! Even your adoptee son hates you for that!!!
Hitch Trailblazer: Seriously? Nothing? Come on, that was a good one!
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Professor: GET BENT, SHERIFF!!
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Hitch Trailblazer: Let’s get going! No reason for this to… drag-on!
[rim shot]
[Hitch Trailblazer laughs]
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Deputy Mare: I’m gonna DRAG-ONto a volcano and throw you in the lava, if you don’t stop insulting our foreign hosts!
Sparky Sparkeroni: [disapproving gurgle]
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Deputy Mare: You SEE???!! Even your adoptee son hates you for that!!!
Hitch Trailblazer: Seriously? Nothing? Come on, that was a good one!
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Professor: GET BENT, SHERIFF!!
Sheesh! I know it was a lame joke, but you two seriously need to chill!
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Hitch Trailblazer: Let’s get going! No reason for this to… drag-on!
[rim shot]
[Hitch Trailblazer laughs]
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Deputy Mare: I’m gonna DRAG-ONto a volcano and throw you in the lava, if you don’t stop insulting our foreign hosts!
Sparky Sparkeroni: [disapproving gurgle]
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Deputy Mare: You SEE???!! Even your adoptee son hates you for that!!!
Hitch Trailblazer: Seriously? Nothing? Come on, that was a good one!
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Professor: GET BENT, SHERIFF!!
Sheesh! I know it was a lame joke, but you two seriously need to chill!
Inspector Mare: Leave the humour to the me, Sheriff…
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