MYMC06E03: Roots of All Evil Pt. 2 Reaction Script (D) - Opaline Ambushed in Bridlewood

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(Opaline and her minions teleport to Bridlewood)

Lava-Horn Overmare: ALL right then! Where is that violet unicorn with the squeaky rat voice??!

What the—???! It’s a flippin’ GHOST town out there!!

Opaline: It’s almost as if nopony wants to see us.

Lava-Horn Overmare: Awwwwww, no welcoming coronation party for our new queen??!! How incredibly impudent of them to end the festivities SO early!

Opaline: Come on out, little ponies!

Lava-Horn Overmare: We PROMISE we won’t TORTURE YOOOOUUUU!!

Disembodied Voices: [whispering] ^{Bing-bong… Bing-bong… Bing-bong… Bing-bong…}

Lava-Horn Overmare: Do you hear that???
Tell me this is not my lava ear canals bubbling…

Female Voice: Bing… g-g-g-g… Bong!

Children’s Voices: WOoooohooohohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Opaline: Is this how you’re going to do this, unicorn? All creepy-like?

Lava-Horn Overmare: OHOHOHO!!! That is RICH!!! Is that supposed to SCARE ME??!!
HA, you can’t SCARE an alicorn––OR a lava pony!!

Opaline:: Is that what your sparkle comes from? Spookiness?

Lava-Horn Overmare: C’MON! Show that ugly MUG of yours!!

(Opaline turns the figure around to reveal Senor Butterscotch)

Lava-Horn Overmare: GGAAAHHH!!

(Blasts Senor Butterscotch with her lava burst spell)

Very FUNNY, you hippies!!! You wanna know what ELSE is funny??!! ME burning this ENTIRE forest to the ground until you and your ancestral spirits become homeless!!

Izzy Moonbow: Nooooo… Let’s jam!

(Launches a bathtub of fruity jam towards Opaline)

Foster Twins: FIRE AWAY!!!

(Launches green gunk from their implanted slingshot)

(Lava-horn gets hit by multiple gunk balls into her head)

Opaline: ERRRGGHHH!!

(Lava-horn goes into an intense rage)

Lava-Horn Overmare: GGRRRHHH!!!!!! Is this your best revolutionary tactical plan??!! Throwing random stuff at us??! I’ll blast whatever you have throwing at me!!

Opaline: UGGHH!! YUCK!!

(Opaline lifts bathtub of jam)

Lava-Horn Overmare: (Casts orb shield to burn away random debris)
How DARE you insult the queen with your filthy forest mud??!!! NOW YOU’RE GONNA PAY!!!


(Blasts lava bombs onto every tree and bush around her vicinity)

(Opaline being pelted by junk)

Opaline: OOH!!

Lava-Horn Overmare: It’ll take a LOT more than random trash to take US down, you insignificant leech!!

Izzy Moonbow: My sparkle comes… from creativity!

And glitter!
(Izzy throws bucket of glitter at Opaline)

Lava-Horn Overmare: OH POO!!!

(Shields herself from the glitter with fire orb)

Filly Twin: AND BATH BOMBS!!!
(Throws bath bombs at Opaline to make her soapy clean)

Colt Twin: AND WATER BALLOONS!!!
(Throws water balloons at Lava-horn’s fire shield, weakening it slightly)

Filly Twin: Now you look EXTRA pretty!!!

Colt Twin: Uhhh, sister??? I don’t think she likes glitter in her mane…

Lava-Horn Overmare: AAAAHHHH, I’m gonna stuff EVERY last piece of that junk into your PIEHOLE!!!

(Levitates all the random stuff on the floor, sets them all on fire and throws them at Izzy)

(Izzy dodges every burning projectile like a ninja)

Foster Twins: You gotta catch us FIRST!! HEHEEHEHEHEHEHHE!!!

(Splits up and scurries away)

Lava-Horn Overmare: They’re using guerilla tactics!!! Permission to burn this entire forest down!!

Opaline: CATCH—-THAT—UNICORN!!!

Lava-Horn Overmare: (Hops onto Lava) Thought you NEVER asked!!

(Bridlewood Unicorns throwing random fruits at dragons)

Lava-Horn Overmare: What the—-are they BANANAS???!!!

Bridlewood Beautician: Scatenati sulla catapulta!

(Catapult launches a plastic bag filled with essence oils, perfume and muzzle powder at the dragons)

Lava-Horn Overmare: OW OW OW OW WO!! Hey wha–??!! WHHHAAAA!!!

(Gets hit by a pineapple and falls off Lava)

(Unicorn launches watermelon via seesaw catapult)

Lava-Horn Overmare: INCOMING WATERMELONS!!!!
(Powers up red-hot horn and aims at watermelon)

Bridlewood Beautician: Esci dalla mia villa, feccia!!

(Throws a lotion of baby oil at Lava-Horn’s hooves)

(Lava-horn trips on oil, causing her to trip)

Lava-Horn Overmare: WHOOPS!

(Lava-Horn accidentally fires a shot onto Opaline’s tail, causing it to become half-burnt)

Where the hay are they ALL coming from??!!!

(Blasts lava stream everywhere, but continues to be pelted by fruit in all directions)

AAAHHHH, I HATE it ponies get fruity on us!!

(Unicorn trips lava and Jade with wooden pole as they land)

Izzy: YEEAAHH!

Foster Twins: WOOHOOOO!!!! VICTORYYYYY!!!!

(Izzy keeps on throwing yarn at Opaline)

Colt Twin: KEEP THROWING RANDOM STUFF AT HER! It worked back at the castle!!
(Throws all the wooden figurines of the Mane Six at Opaline)

Filly Twin: LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE!!!!
(Throwing bags of glitter at Opaline)

Izzy Moonbow: We could be using all this yarn to knit cool stuff if you weren’t such a big mean jerk!

Filly Twin: Take those glitter bombs to make that creepy castle pretty!!
(Throws more glitter at Opaline)


Colt Twin: AND those soaps to clean yourself up, you darn dirty mare!!
(Throws more bath bombs at Opaline)

Opaline: [grunting] Enough! Ugh!

Lava-Horn Overmare: (Unleashes volcanic explosion to burn away incoming random projectiles)

Foster Twins: Uh oh…

Lava-Horn Overmare: (Teleports in front of the twins) I think I’m gonna start sawing every rebel unicorn’s horns off—starting with YOU two annoying nags!!!

Bridlewood Beautician: NOOOO!! CHILDREN!!

(Tackles Lava-Horn onto the ground, but gets entrapped in the orb)

Foster Twins: MAMA!!!!!!

Bridlewood Beautician: RUN!! RUN!!!

(Foster Twins escapes)

Opaline: I don’t have time for arts and crafts!

Lava-Horn Overmare: I rather REDECORATE YOUR FACE!!! And since YOU interfered with royal business, I think I’m gonna START WITH YOU!!!!

Bridlewood Beautician: DO YOUR WORST!! I rather die with my pride high than live on my knees!!

Lava-Horn Overmare: Who says you’re gonna DIE??? I can give you a fate way WORSE than DEATH!!!

(Pulls out a small sharp knife made of hot lava and levitates her on beautician’s face)

Opaline: Now give me what I came here for!

Lava-Horn Overmare: You know what??!! Since you and your unicorn friend back at Zephyr Heights wasted our time…I’m going to make this SLOW!!!!

(Beautician shakes in fear)

Izzy Moonbow: Noooooo!

(Opaline realizes she was holding a fake cutie mark)

Opaline: What… What is this?!

Izzy Moonbow: Felt, hot glue, and a really big button!

[Opaline groans in frustration]

Bridlewood Beautician(???): And you know what else??? I’m not actually a MARE!!

(Unveils Professor’s EMP device that destroys orb, knocks Lava-horn out and renders her flameless)

Lava-Horn Overmare: What the––??!! GGASSSPPPP––YYOOUUUU!!!!

Fire Realm Guardian (aka Lord Flareon): (All the make-up, fake mane wig and dress disguise burns up)

YES—ME!! You remember our last battle—correct??!!

Lava-Horn Overmare: But—that’s impossible!!!!

Fire Realm Guardian: Nothing is impossible when you have a contingency plan!! Here’s an advice of our OWN!! DON’T leave your PORTALS open during a monologue!! Otherwise, they’re gonna follow you ALL throughout the ENDS of Equestria!!!

Lava-Horn Overmare: SOOOOO, allying yourselves with the weakest pony races, huh?? You’re an even worse elemental disgrace than Sunny!!

Fire Realm Guardian: NO, it is YOU who betray and perverted the gift of elemental fire! I may not like the Deputy very much––but YOU took it too far when you took away her legs! THIS—I WILL not stand!

Lava-Horn Overmare: OH SAVE ME your DRAMATICS! I think I’ll skip the horn sawing and steal YOUR firepower instead!!

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(Motorcycle horn)

Opaline: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lava-Horn Overmare: WHAT THE—??!!!

Fire Realm Guardian: BEEP BEEP MOTHER-BUCKAAASSSS!!!!!!

(Casts flame spell onto Izzy’s cart, which has been rigged with firecrackers and dynamite)

(Izzy’s explosively-ridden cart rams onto Opaline)

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(Fire Realm Guardian rides a replica cart for Izzy to hop on)

Izzy Moonbow: There’s always time for arts and crafts!

Fire Realm Guardian: Now, let’s ride off to the moon rise and save our friends, Izzy!!

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(Lava and Jade blocks Izzy’s path)

Fire Realm Guardian: OOOOHHH, fiddlesticks! They’re up already??!!

Lava-Horn Overmare: HAHAHAHAHAHHA, YOU MISSED! I must admit! That was the prettiest dirtiest trick you played in your guerilla fighitng book, fellow fire fighter!!


Fire Realm Guardian: I am NOT your FELLOW!

(Opaline entraps Fire Realm Guardian in magical restraints)

Lava-Horn Overmare: It’s TOO bad your flame trick just didn’t have enough SPARK!

(Opaline restrains Izzy before she can escape)

Opaline: If you insist!

Lava-Horn Overmare: For MY arts and crafting project, let’s start with skinning that mark off that FLANK!!!

Fire Realm Guardian: IZZY!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Opaline steals cutie mark from Izzy and embeds it into her peytral)

Lava-Horn Overmare: (Consumes all the elemental energy from the Fire Realm Guardian, rendering the fire fox powerless)

(Fire Realm Guardian wheezes)

Lava-Horn Overmare: It’s still not enough to match my former potential….BUT—it will have to do!

(Throws the incapacitated powerless Flareon onto the ground)

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Sunny Starscout: I’m the only one left…

Professor: IZZY, NOOOOO!! This is bad!! THIS IS VERY VERY BAD!!!!

Rebel Mare: At this point….I don’t think these guns will do us good anymore, Professor….

“I’ve got… bad news… opaline is going after bridle… oh, I see it’s already let you know. The unity magic is almost gone completely. Ugh! First day on the job and my instructors are hospitalized, the sheriff is down, and I’m basically on my own…”

“This is it… isn’t it?”

“I have no choice now. I’m gonna let you guys onto a little secret. Canterlogic has been collaborating with the sheriffs office to create an experimental weapon that uses particle technology. A particle beam gun. Very powerful. But untested, dangerous. But we have nothing left to lose, do we?”

Rogue Pony: Okay, this is bad. Opaline has all of our friends’ cutie marks, I don’t know if we’re gonna defeat her. She’s way too powerful.

Professor: There’s no point anymore, rookie……she’s almost powerful to wipe out Equestria if she wants to…

Rebel Mare: Whatever we need to do…we do this together……