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Dude, a centaur is a half-horse, half-human having strange powers. What do you expect?
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No, they just need to have a human upper-body connected to a four-legged horse body at where the horse’s head should be.
They’re also the children of Ixion, king of Lapiths, and Nephele, a cloud in the shape of Hera because Zeus got jealous when Ixion lusted after her and made the cloud Hera to trick Ixion.
Because Zeus isn’t just a horndog who’ll bang anything, he’s a hypocrite when someone else wants to bang his wife.
…… But… Centaurs need hooves to be considered a centaur… Its kind of one of their defining features!
Yeah it would’ve. Then it’d be a centaur with hands instead of hooves at the end of it’s horse legs. Which would be more horrifying than hooves! And Malachite is supposed to be horrifying!
…… But then it WOULDN’T BE A CENTAUR!