Private Tempest, let me see your war face!

Event: The Separatist Invasion of Equestria
 
 
[Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back’s “Battle of Hoth” by John Williams plays]
 
Battle Droids: walking into battle along side Super Battle Droids, T-800s, Destroyer Droids and Commando Droids “Roger roger.”
 
A medium-sized platoon of droids and terminators opens fire on a position fortified by Starlight Glimmer and her friends, Trixie Lulamoon and Fizzlepop Berrytwist (formerly Tempest Shadow)
 
Trixie: struggling to use her battle rifle against the Battle Droids and T-800s “Trixie’s rifle is jammed!”
 
Starlight Glimmer: “Hey, Trixie! We gotta knock out those droids! They’ve got us pinned down!”
 
Droids and Terminators still firing at Starlight, Trixie and Fizzlepop’s cover
 
Trixie: “(unknown speaking) You carry on without Trixie!” puts her helmet on the ground
 
One Battle Droid gets its head shot off by an unseen weapon and three more Battle Droids take its place.
 
Trixie: acting kind of weird “Gotta knock out the droid platoon!” wanders off onto the battlefield
 
Fizzlepop: puts her hooves on her head and realizes she’s not wearing her helmet which is in dirty water. By the time she levitates her helmet back on her head, she gets a dirty, wet and soggy surprise “Ooh!” uses her magic and wrings water out of her mohawk
 
Trixie: still wandering astray on the battlefield “Gonna need an apple. Trixie is greatly and powerfully hungry.” levitates an apple and bites into it but it tastes awful so she throws it away “Gotta knock out the droid platoon.” levitating a frag grenade “Ooh, another apple!” pulls the pin with her teeth “Too hard!” throws it at the dreaded machines (which stop firing and look down)
 
Commando Droid: looking at Trixie’s frag grenade “What is that?”
 
Battle Droid #1: picks it up and holds it in his hand “It looks like an explosive.”
 
Battle Droid #2: “How can you tell?… “ gets blown up immediately along with every droid and terminator unit in the robot group, Battle Droid, T-800, Super Battle Droid, Commando Droid and even unshielded Destroyer Droid
 
Trixie: gets dust in her mane and coat thinking it’s rain “It’s raining! It’s Trixie’s great and powerful luck.”
 
Fizzlepop: excited that the Terminators and Battle Droids are down for the count, thanks to Trixie “She did it! Come on, Starlight!” she and Starlight rush over to Trixie (who is still covered in dirt and robot cadavers from the blast) “Oh boy! You did it! You did it!”
 
Starlight: “Trixie, old girl, you knocked those robots out cold, single-hoofed! You’re our hero! Boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!”
 
Fizzlepop: “You’ll be promoted by Princess Twilight for this!”
 
Vulture Star-Fighter Droid: incoming in the sky
 
Trixie: regains her awareness “Hey, What are we doing out here in the open? We’re going to get killed by enemy reinforcements! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!” starts bookin’ it and jumps back into cover but gets even wetter than Fizzlepop did
 
Super Battle Droid: smoking after being blown up and destroyed by Trixie’s exploded grenade “Ded.”

@Lunalove  

 
No, it’s a Full Metal Jacket reference.

An “Edge of Tomorrow” reference…?!
 
Emily Blunt, who VAs Tempest Shadow/Fizzlepop Berrytwist, played Rita Vrataski: aka ‘Full Metal Bitch’ in that film.
 
Would love to see Tempest/Fizzlepop in an Exo-Suit & wielding a helicopter blade: about to waste some ‘Mimics’.

Dawww :3 such a cute berry!

@Raritybro  
Yeah The more you know.
 

Oh, so that hat wasn’t originally from TF2?  
The more you know.

This one cracked me up!