The Countess Coloratura’s fastest and best-selling album Myriad Manifold hit the pop world like a runaway freight train, much to the delight of her literal billion+ teenybopper fans (and more than a few adult male fans),

The album’s songs rapidly filled to Top 10 slots of nearly every chart ranking on Earth, much to the perturbation of nearly every other music artist and critic on Earth.

Myriad Manifold’s lyrics were notorious for being far more sexually charged than the Countess’s usual fare of mushy love songs, much to the outrage of reactionary moral guardians everywhere.

It was thus the first of her albums to receive a Parental Advisory label by RIAA, which only served to turbo charge sales and streams, much to the indignation of said moral guardians.