Aliens

@Background Pony #6DA0
Thank you ^^
tbh I know grammar, I just added ‘‘is’’ for more fun :) It sounds even sillier this way imo lol

“Hunams are bipdedal and (presumably) titanic, frightening creatures who are only slightly less intimidating than every other species in the known universe. So far, Hunams have not attempted to murder us in our sleep despite have successfully engineered several opportunities to do so. Our greatest Spathi minds have so far been unable to decide whether this is because they are so stupid that they can’t recognize how horrifyingly dangerous they actually are, or if they are simply biding their time. Either way, the message from the Safe Ones concerning Hunams are brief, consisting mainly of advice to remain absolutely silent and stationary in the off-chance that their vision is based on movement.”

Deranged creatures who are said to want nothing more than to use their apelike appendages - their HANDS - to give unsuspecting equine passers-by ear-scritches and belly-rubs and h*ld their hooves out of wedlock. At least that much was gathered from the crazed ramblings of an ancient unicorn lyre-player.

Humans is my cousin. Watch out for him. He’s dangerous.

Who are humans. Notice the conjugation.