With the few ways homeowners deal with porch pirates while teaching a lesson to the pirates to leave alone what isn’t theirs when the few hope homeowners create a box that looks like any other parcel from the outside when homeowners placed a stink bomb and triggering mechanism when a porch pirate saw the parcel and wonder how quick they can grab it without getting caught when they didn’t get far when the stink bomb went off as chances the porch pirate’s skin was coated with a fetid fluid when the porch pirate knows what it was like to startle a skunk to get sprayed.With twilight and spike wonder what was like to be a bank robber when they warn they are heavily armed and or have a bomb when even the robbers wonder if they hear ticking noises from the sack they provided to have all the cash at the tills when the dye pack a teller provided exploded in the robber’s faces.