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its been tried, thoug.not very well, i get the feeling that i will be involved some how, me being one of the only true old adventures still left, but i wont stop you from trying.

@byakhee_pony  
Rest assured, I am no Randomosaur. At least I gave Rarity the option of a good end. XD
 
…Come to think of it, we should use this forum section for an actual pony-themed D&D game! I’mma be right back when I actually learn how to play D&D.

byalhee sees that op isnt a duck  
well, nice to know you can think like a true pony, but if you want to try this kind of thing, get a GOOD username and some of a reputation, i dont want you ending up like randomsaur.

@byakhee_pony  
Eh, to quote Commodus, I like surprises. XD

i suppose im sorry i killed your thread, but i doubt i would get much use, i just decided to kill it properpy, so i wont kill you, i think.

thats an noble thing to do, in a way, but theres always a way it can screw you over,

@byakhee_pony  
Fun fact, I actually like to sit down and think about how to beat the Monkey’s Paw as a mental exercise. XD

its also why you never should try.

@byakhee_pony  
And this is why I could never use a Monkey’s Paw.

if the DM is on the moon, then every one is in luck, i just nip the problem in the bud! kill the DM!.  
Takes off and flies over to the moon, and as soon as im able to find the moron, kill him and destroy this thread  
Problem solved!

 
So you, as your pony-sona, are walking down the street at night when you hear a loud scream in an alleyway. Turning the corner, you find two people there: Spike, lying in one corner of the alley with what looks like a heavy concussion, and Rarity in a cold sweat, writhing on the ground, in a combination of pain and pleasure, but the pain is winning out. Wondering what the hell is going on, you roll for Arcane Knowledge and realize that she’s wearing a necklace with a Mind-Rape Gem on it; the gem will cause the wearer intense psychological and physical pain when a verbal command is given from the person who grew it, unless they have sex, in which case the pain is converted entirely into psychological torture, worsening if the sex is violent and decreasing if it is pleasant.
 
You know enough about the gem and its effects to remember only the giver of the gem can deactivate it, and right now that giver is Spike, who has been knocked out. You also do not know who did this to him, or why, and if he/she knew anything about the gem when it happened. In short, you do not know if the attacker is good or evil. All you know is that Rarity is at your mercy.
 
You have three options: work on removing the necklace through direct means, which you may be able to do with your knowledge, and help Rarity figure out just what is going on; contact Twilight Sparkle to lend her help, and have pleasant sex with Rarity to help her deal with the torture until Twilight arrives, fully aware it is still rape no matter what your intentions are; or violate her spectacularly until the gem overloads and turns her into a sexy vegetable. When you have made your decision, follow the consequences of the choice all the way through, deal with Spike, and find out who the mysterious assailant is.
 
Oh, and the DM is on the moon right now. Something about doing the Rocks Fall Everyone Dies thing on the Princesses.