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Following the steady decline of Canada the last Bronies on earth will establish the nation-state of Ponyville in the Provence formerly known as Manitoba. Dismayed by the ever deteriorating world economy and inspired by the Bronies of Ponyville, the love of ponies will re-awaken in former Bronies everywhere. Bronies will flock to the now defunct country of Canada; establishing towns and cities across the abandoned tundras. Within a few short years the cities of Canterlot, Cloudsdale, Manehattan, Fillydelphia, and many others will become the most prosperous cities on earth. Following a short war over who is best pony, the cities will sign the unification treaty of 2173, uniting them as the sovereign state of Equestria and the church of Equestria. Propelled through it’s status as the official religion of Equestria, which has become the most prosperous country on earth, the Church of Equestria sets out on achieving its goal of teaching others about the Magic of friendship. Not willing to stand by while another group usurps the power it has had for 3000+ years, the Illuminati, which is actually a governing body made up of the leaders of every major world religion, pulls the strings necessary to bring the combined might of every country in the world down upon Equestria. The resulting war rages for years, but Equestria finally gains the upper hand through the combined powers of orbital friendship cannons and squads harnessing the powers of the Elements of Harmony. Unwilling to let the Bronies win, the rest of the world unleashes their ancient nuclear stockpiles, disintegrating Equestria an the rest of North America with it. All Brony sympathizers are killed and an Illuminati controlled world emerges. January 2nd, 2214 is declared the first Brony free day in 204 years.