MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord

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[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
[KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE]
[EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE]
[OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS WITH ABSENCE OF FLAWS ARE FORBIDDEN; ATTRIBUTES AND ABILITIES MUST BE EARNED VIA PROGRESSION OF THE STORYLINE AND WHEN PERMITTED BY THE STORYLINE]
Tumble: Everything on the Isle of Scaly used to shimmer. But ever since we woke up, the magic keeps fading.
Dragon Dragoon: Every day, I feel me claws become duller than a splintered knobstick! Every drake just became more stooked and cluttered as the sheen drains away day by day…
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Sunny Starscout: I really appreciate this. I know it can be difficult to trust newcomers, but I want to assure you that we are on your team.
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Professor: If anything goes wrong on your end, you can burn us all alive and eat us up for breakfast….
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….WHY did I just say that??! DANG IT!!
Blaize: [chuckles] And we will see when we meet the leader if we are on yours.
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Dragon Dragoon: …which means NO actin’ the bugbear maggot when we arrive at the Lord’s throne room!! Ya dig??
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Professor: Definitely!
Sunny Starscout: I hope you are, because I just know we’ll be better together! I can feel it!
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Professor: Never doubt an adept adventurer’s instincts!
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Dragon Dragoon: ….Get outta me rock garden, yer mare!
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Fountain: So what are you? The leader of the ponies?
Professor: Noooooo, that would be the Sheriff…technically, the mayor runs the town, but it’s usually the Sheriff (that’s the one with the turquoise mane right there) who calls the shots…
Queen Haven’s the queen of the peggies, and Alphabittle Blossomforth is chieftain of the unicorns at Bridlewood…
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Sunny Starscout: …I just like to plan what we do and support my friends and be an ally for anypony who needs it!
Professor: In other words, just like how your chieftain Blaze is keeping an eye on her dragon kin tribe, Sunny here is more like a community activist leader that protects her own kin and also aims to improve the standards of living in her home town…
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Dragon Dragoon: Want me to further give you a show of demonstration with my claws?
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Deputy Mare: SAVE IT! If anypony’s gonna be showing a demonstration of power, that’ll be MY job, NOT yours! You mind your business with the chief, and we’ll mind ours with the leader…
You don’t HAVE to like this alliance, but if you don’t want this domain to be turned into a dystopian nightmare, we need to focus our anger on an even bigger narcissistic nag-off far away from here!
[NOTE: “WIND YOUR NECK IN” IS IRISH PHRASE FOR KEEPING QUIET]
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Hitch Trailblazer: So all dragons have different kinds of magic?
Tumble: That’s right! Watch this, dude!
[breathes cold air out of his breath]
[wind whistling and swirling into condensed vapour]
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Deputy Mare: HOLY SMOKES!!! You can practically freeze off a locomotive engine with that kinda breath!!
Foster Twins: COOL!!!
Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps] Whoa! [chuckles] Is that why they call you—
Tumble: Tumble? [laughs] You got it!
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Dragon Dragoon: HAR HAR HAR HAR, I thought you were branded “Tumble”, cause yer oul wan accidentally dropped you on yer head while you were a wee hatchling!!
Tumble: Luxxe can illuminate with her light magic. Fountain can bend and spray water with her fire. Oh! It’s so cool!
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Dragon Dragoon: Aye!! My specialty is in steel magic! A grand use for unsheathin’ me claws during a wrasslin’ brawl—or a nice wallop durin’ a tribal scuffle among rival posses!
Deputy Mare: Hmmmm…perhaps we ponies and dragons do have something in common after all…
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Sunny Starscout: This must be where the Dragon Lord lives?
Fountain: Where he hibernates.
Dragon Dragoon: His most prized precious gaff was forged and dug by the earthen claws of his strongest acolytes!
(Sparky Sparkeroni gurgles in awe)
Deputy Mare: Don’t buck this meeting up, Sheriff! We are dealing with the utmost royalty here! He will be nothing like our friend Queen Haven back in Zephyr Heights!
(Blaize sounds the giant horn)
Professor: JEEPERS!!! That’s a pretty loud beluga horn!!
Foster Twins: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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(Dragon Lord wakes up and reveals himself to be the legendary Spike)
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Professor: GGASSSSSSPPPPP––it’s—–YYYOOOUUU!!! You’re—you’re——the protege of the Princess of FRIENDSHIP!!!
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Foster Twins: WOoooooaaaahhhhhh!!! He’s so BIG!!
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Professor: I—I heard so many stories of you from both my old man—AND from Argyle….but….seeing you in the flesh….
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Dragon Dragoon: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT!!! Don’t stroke his tail TOO much! Just get on with yer business and don’t take a sling-tail’s years off our time!
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Hitch Trailblazer: So all dragons have different kinds of magic?
Tumble: That’s right! Watch this, dude!
[breathes cold air out of his breath]
[wind whistling and swirling into condensed vapour]
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Deputy Mare: HOLY SMOKES!!! You can practically freeze off a locomotive engine with that kinda breath!!
Foster Twins: COOL!!!
Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps] Whoa! [chuckles] Is that why they call you—
Tumble: Tumble? [laughs] You got it!
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Dragon Dragoon: HAR HAR HAR HAR, I thought you were branded “Tumble”, cause yer oul wan accidentally dropped you on yer head while you were a wee hatchling!!
Tumble: Luxxe can illuminate with her light magic. Fountain can bend and spray water with her fire. Oh! It’s so cool!
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Dragon Dragoon: Aye!! My specialty is in steel magic! A grand use for unsheathin’ me claws during a wrasslin’ brawl—or a nice wallop durin’ a tribal scuffle among rival posses!
Deputy Mare: Hmmmm…perhaps we ponies and dragons do have something in common after all…
Well, I feel rather inferior now.
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Blaize: Ponies from Equestria, behold our exalted leader of dragons… Dragon Lord Spike!
[Spike yawns]
Sunny Starscout: Spike?!
Spike: [yawns and burps dragon fire]
Whoa! Heh. Excuse my breath. Just woke up.
Professor: Well well well! If it ain’t the former ambassador of Friendship! It’s good to see you in your mature legendary form after so many years, Your Lordship
I have—SO many questions to ask about what had happened to you during the Great Split, but—I am afraid we need to make this meeting quick
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Spikey-Wikey! Sweet Celestia, it’s been thousands of moons since we last met each other. If Rarity were here right now, she would’ve been excited to see you.
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Sunny Starscout: We are honored to meet such a legend as THE Spike!
I-Is it okay if I call you Spike?
Deputy Mare: Why? Just because you know him very well from books, doesn’t mean he knows you personally!
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Dragon Dragoon: Show some fleckin’ respect—!
Professor: Easy there, it’s all right! We know about the message that your former princess companion had sent before the Great Split! I assume you already know why we are here…
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Sunny Starscout: I just want you to know that I am a big fan! When I was a foal, my father told me stories of you! Of the legends of Equestria’s past!
Professor: My old man told me you once tried to court with the Element of Generosity!! Did you manage to—you know—raise some interesting heirs??
Spike: Legend, huh? I don’t know about that. Seriously, I don’t know about that. My memory is a little foggy after all these centuries of magical hibernation.
Deputy Mare: YEP, time can be a ol’ cruel mistress when it come to bogglin’ the mind. Happened to my great-grandpappy as well, but for you—I bet it was probably 1000 times as worse for you!
Spike: What moon is this?
Professor: Let’s see….ummmm…oh shoot, my Fly-Watch ran outta juice!!
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Dragon Dragoon: What the fleck is a Fly-Watch?? Is that a type of fairy sprite??
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Hitch Trailblazer: I know how that is. I can’t remember anything when I wake up. It’s a miracle I can remember to put my badge on in the morning.
Deputy Mare: You can’t even remember when it’s time to eat breakfast, ya ol’ nag!
Blaize: You’re not wearing a badge.
Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?
[Sparky Sparkeroni laughs as he reappears with a sheriff’s badge]
[Hitch Trailblazer laughs nervously]
Foster Twins: HEEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE!
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