Random RP, please keep it SFW.

I’ll teach you how to play if you don’t remember.

@FalcoDash107  
Naw, I remember how to play Super Mario 64.
 
Good ol’ low-polygonal gaming!

Wait! This isn’t multiplayer! Ehh, we’ll just take turns. You go first, then me.

Naw you can go first. You remember how to beat King Bob-omb, right? Don’t throw him off the edge, because then that won’t count as a hit.
 
(Watches Falco play.) Boy, this takes me back, I remember playing this game when I was a li’l Skunky.

Falco: This is easy peasy!  
I move on to the next World with ease, making quick work of the giant Whomp

Okay, your turn.

(wow this RP is really fun)

I wanna play the slide level! Weee! Though, we should probably get back on our trip again after getting a few more stars, or beat “Bowser in the Dark World.”
 
(Hehe thanks.)

Okay (hands skunky the controller)

Yaaay! (Plays in Jolly Roger Bay.) Unaji the giant eel was scary, wasn’t it?

I didn’t know that was his name. Nah it wasn’t scary, at least not after watching a bunch of horror movies

Yeah, that’s it’s official name according to the old Nintendo of America/Nintendo Power Player’s Guide book.
 
I guess the eel isn’t as bad as that loud haunted piano.

Ugh, that piano sounds awful!

That’s ‘cause it’s eeeevil!
 
Yay! I got a star!

Good for you! What game next?

Hmmm, I dunno, you decide, we should probably get back on our trip after one more game though.

Okay. How about Mario Kart Wii? I have all the characters and karts.
 
(I actually do, IRL.)

@FalcoDash107  
That’s cool, I’ll be Funky Kong. :)

Hey, I want him too! Wait a sec, I know a glitch that lets two people be the same character. Wait a sec… I’m in! What track?

@FalcoDash107  
Well, it doesn’t matter, I’ll be a different character if you want Funky. I’ll be Yoshi.
 
How ’bout something retro like GBA Bowser Castle 3?

Oh, I’m so good at that shortcut, get ready to lose.

@FalcoDash107  
D’oh, I forgot about it! (Gets second place behind Falco.)  
Good game! None of the other skunkies back home can beat me in “Mario Kart,” so you must be very good. In fact, that yellow, nice pony that takes care of us says I play too many video games, and I snack too much.  
…I do not!
 
(Falco decides not to comment on how the skunk looks like a tiny, fur-covered, sumo wrestler.)
 
Oh, a Cheeto! (Eats it off the floor.) 5-second rule!

That was fun! Now, we gotta get on the road. Don’t wanna take forever to get to the beach

@FalcoDash107  
Maybe we should ask directions first sense we seem lost.
 
(Looks out of RV window. Sees a rough looking redneck Biker bar nearby. A beaten up guy is suddenly thrown out a window.)  
Hey, that place looks friendly enough, maybe we should ask there?

Whatever you say..